15+ Stewart Francis Quotes On Education, World And Service

Stewart Francis is a Canadian stand-up comedian and actor. He is best known for his deadpan delivery and one-liners. He is a regular on the British comedy circuit and has also appeared on numerous TV shows, including Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Stewart Francis on education, leadership, world.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. — Stewart Francis

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me — Stewart Francis

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down. — Stewart Francis

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified — Stewart Francis

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic." — Stewart Francis

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people. — Stewart Francis

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world. — Stewart Francis

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting! — Stewart Francis

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear. — Stewart Francis

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks. — Stewart Francis

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice. — Stewart Francis

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West — Stewart Francis

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived. — Stewart Francis

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice — Stewart Francis

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world. — Stewart Francis

Life Lessons by Stewart Francis

1. Stewart Francis teaches us to be confident in our comedy and to take risks to make it stand out.
2. He also reminds us to be mindful of our audience and to tailor our jokes to them.
3. Lastly, he encourages us to have fun with our comedy and to enjoy the process of creating it.