I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
— Maya Angelou

You learn to put your emotional luggage where it will do some good, instead of using it to shit on other people, or blow up aeroplanes.
Margaret Drabble luggage quote

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.
— Earl Rochester

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.
— Aneurin Bevan

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
— Mark Russell