139 Miser Quotes

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Famous Miser Quotes

A miser and a liar bargain quickly. — Proverbs

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. — Josh Billings

The rich man who is stingy is the worst pauper. — Yiddish Proverbs

Rich honesty dwells like a miser, Sir, in a poor house; as your pearl in your foul oyster. — William Shakespeare

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Sir Richard Francis Burton

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. — Virginia Woolf

The covetous man is good to none and worst to himself. —

He who is greedy is always in want. — Horace

Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust. — Karl Kraus

The avaricious man is like the barren sandy ground of the desert which sucks in all the rain and dew with greediness, but yields no fruitful herbs or plants for the benefit of others. — Zeno of Elea

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich. — Democritus

Covetousness is the greatest misfortune. One who does not know what is enough will never have enough. — Lao Tzu

He that does not save pennies, will never have pounds. — Danish Proverbs

He is the richest who is content with the least. — Socrates

The poor man is lacking many things, the greedy man all. — Italian Proverbs

Short Miser Quotes

  • Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. — Wayne Dyer
  • Righteousness exalts a nation. Hate just makes people miserable. — Fannie Lou Hamer
  • Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly. — John F. Kennedy
  • A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass. — Martin Luther
  • The more you make this world about you, the more miserable you will be. — Matt Chandler
  • Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. — Robert Anthony
  • We must not fear daylight just because it almost always illuminates a miserable world. — Rene Magritte
  • It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man. — Benjamin Franklin
  • You can be smart and happy or stupid and miserable. . . it's your choice — Gordon B. Hinckley
  • The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. — James A. Garfield

Miser Image Quotes

I beheld the wretch-the miserable monster whom I had created. - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley quote

I beheld the wretch-the miserable monster whom I had created. — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets. - Andre Malraux quote

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets. — Andre Malraux

Miser quote We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.

Being Miserable Quotes

Happiness doesn't depend on what we have, but it does depend on how we feel toward what we have. We can be happy with little and miserable with much. — William D. Hoard

There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself. — Laurell K. Hamilton

No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable. — Adam Smith

Miser quote Be miserable. Or motivate yourself whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.

If you trust, you will be disappointed occasionally, but if you mistrust, you will be miserable all the time. — Abraham Lincoln

[On being criticized for her serious expression:] I simply ache from smiling. Why are women expected to beam all the time? It's unfair. If a man looks solemn, it's automatically assumed he's a serious person, not a miserable one. — Queen Elizabeth II

If you’re a church person and not a Jesus person, my heart hurts for you. It’s like being engaged and never getting married. It’s miserable. — Matt Chandler

Miser quote The day being miserable starts solving problems, is the day I'll rush to the front of the misery lin
The day being miserable starts solving problems, is the day I'll rush to the front of the misery line.

Plenty of white space and generous line spacing,and don't make the type size too miserly. Then you will be assured of a product fit for a king. — Giambattista Bodoni

The happiest people are those who do the most for others. The most miserable are those who do the least. — Booker T. Washington

Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Insanity is being shit on, beat down, coasting through life in a miserable existence when you have a caged lion locked inside and a key to release it. — Morgan Freeman

Miserable Life Quotes

Generally speaking, the most miserable people I know are those who are obsessed with themselves; the happiest people I know are those who lose themselves in the service of others...By and large, I have come to see that if we complain about life, it is because we are thinking only of ourselves. — Gordon B. Hinckley

If the goat didn’t jump, she’d have a miserable life. — Polish Proverbs

The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like everybody else where they drag their asses to work everyday because they hate their job. — Yvon Chouinard

Unless God's Word illumine the way, the whole life of men is wrapped in darkness and mist, so that they cannot but miserably stray. — John Calvin

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live. — Nicolas Chamfort

What is going to make you happy? Because let’s be honest, you know, dating apps are not making you happy… Being anti-woke isn’t making you happy. It’s making you miserable. So what is actually going to give you fulfilment and meaning and purpose in your life? — Konstantin Kisin

No offer? No business. No life. Bad offer? Negative profit. No business. Miserable life. Decent offer? No profit. Stagnating business. Stagnating life. Good offer? Some profit. Okay business. Okay life. Grand Slam Offer? Fantastic profit. Insane business. Freedom. — Alex Hormozi

If an offender has committed murder, he must die. In this case, no possible substitute can satisfy justice. For there is no parallel between death and even the most miserable life, so that there is no equality of crime and retribution unless the perpetrator is judicially put to death. — Immanuel Kant

The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time that you have being busy being miserable. — Philip DeFranco

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. — Harry Kalas

Life Is Miserable Quotes

The most wonderful thing in life is to do something for a child because they're children for such a short time. We can't allow ourselves to let them live a miserable childhood. — Juan Gabriel

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. — Cornelius Nepos

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour. — P. G. Wodehouse

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Outwardly one's life may suffer every kind of limitation, from bodily paralysis to miserable surroundings, but inwardly it is free in meditation to reach out to a sphere of light, beauty, truth, love, and power. — Paul Brunton

The best way to live a miserable life is to pay attention to what other people are saying about you. — Paulo Coelho

It's not just about life, of course; it's about healthy life. Getting frail and miserable and dependent is no fun, whether or not dying may be fun. — Aubrey de Grey

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Jean De La Bruyere

Slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life. — Franz Kafka

Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. — Woody Allen

Feeling Miserable Quotes

The ego is your enemy, not your friend. It is the ego that gives you wounds and hurts you. It is the ego that makes you violent, angry, jealous, competitive. It is the ego that is continuously comparing and feeling miserable. — Osho

How wonderful to have someone to blame! How wonderful to live with one's nemesis! You may be miserable, but you feel forever in the right. — Erica Jong

Dustfinger still clearly remembered the feeling of being in love for the first time. How vulnerable his heart had suddenly been! Such a trembling, quivering thing, happy and miserably unhappy at once. — Cornelia Funke

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. — Abraham Lincoln

Sleep was the greatest invention in the history of mankind. When I was sleeping, I wasn’t feeling guilty, or miserable, or sad. — Jenna Black

Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them. — Brandi Glanville

Unhappiness, I saw then, comes to each of us because we think ourselves at the center of the world, because we have the miserable conviction the we alone suffer to the point of unbearable intensity. Unhappiness is always to feel oneself imprisoned in one's own skin, in one's own brain. — Sayings

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. — Woody Allen

Men are often miserable in relationships because they feel their partner takes them for granted, or shows him no appreciation for the things he gets right. — Matthew Hussey

I crawled back into myself all alone, just delighted to observe that I was even more miserable than before, because I had brought a new kind of distress and something that resembled true feeling into my solitude. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Miserably Quotes

We each decide whether to make ourselves learned or ignorant, compassionate or cruel, generous or miserly. No one forces us. No one decides for us, no one drags us along one path or the other. We are responsible for what we are. — Maimonides

The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. — Carlos Castaneda

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality. [This miserable mode Maintain the melancholy souls of those Who lived withouten infamy or praise.] — Dante Alighieri

She makes one happy, then miserable. You are to her kind, then unkind. Constant yet inconstant. Thus we have WOMAN. No real man can do without her. — Marcus Garvey

Success is not a destination: It is a journey. The happiest people I know are those who are busy working toward specific objectives. The most bored and miserable people I know are those who are drifting along with no worthwhile objectives in mind. — Zig Ziglar

Men would not be richer for being miserly; generosity does not make a man poorer. — Yiddish Proverbs

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. — P. J. O'Rourke

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking. — Marvin Gaye

It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser. — Robert Louis Stevenson

If you try to micromanage yourself all you’re going to do is make yourself miserable. — Naval Ravikant

Les Miserable Quotes

There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher. — Victor Hugo

Those who do not weep, do not see. — Victor Hugo

If I speak, I am condemned. If I stay silent, I am damned! — Victor Hugo

I started off when I was seven years old doing musicals. I was in ‘Les Miserables’ and ‘The Sound of Music,’ and my mum’s an actress. My parents divorced when I was young, and when she couldn’t find a babysitter, I was in the wings, sleeping. — Alicia Vikander

He never went out without a book under his arm, and he often came back with two. — Victor Hugo

To love another person is to see the face of God. Les Miserables — Victor Hugo

Let us study things that are no more. It is necessary to understand them, if only to avoid them. — Victor Hugo

Great grief is a divine and terrible radiance which transfigures the wretched. — Victor Hugo

Promise to give me a kiss on my brow when I am dead.--I shall feel it. — Victor Hugo

When love has fused and mingled two beings in a sacred and angelic unity, the secret of life has been discovered so far as they are concerned; they are no longer anything more than the two boundaries of the same destiny; they are no longer anything but the two wings of the same spirit. Love, soar. — Victor Hugo

My Life Is Miserable Quotes

My theory on life is that life is beautiful. Life doesn't change. You have a day, and a night, and a month, and a year. We people change - we can be miserable or we can be happy. It's what you make of your life — Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum

Life is a miserable thing. I have decided to spend my life thinking about it. — Irvin D. Yalom

No, that's what I think God does to you. He gives you some great gig in which you make a whole heap of money, and you're just on top of the world and on every magazine cover, but your personal life is miserable. And for most of that time, I have to say, my personal life was pretty miserable. — Joan Collins

Peace is one of the most precious gifts God has promised His children. I know, because for many years my life was not peaceful, and I was miserable. — Joyce Meyer

My name is Zia Rashid.” She tilted her head as if listening. Right on cue, the entire building rumbled. Dust sprinkled from the ceiling, and the slithering sounds of scorpion doubled in volume behind us. “And right now,” Zia continued, sounding a bit disappointed, “I must save your miserable lives. — Rick Riordan

The whole of life is as music and in order to study life we must study it as music. It is not only study, it is also practice which makes man perfect. If someone tells me that a certain person is miserable or wretched or distressed, my answer will be that he is out of tune. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

To be angry once in a while is really good fun, because it makes others so miserable. But to be angry morning, noon and night, as I am, grows monotonous and prevents my gaining any other pleasure in life. — L. Frank Baum

I would say a lot of the emotion in what I do is a sort of a thankfulness for those energies being around, because there's been points in my life when they weren't around, and it's a real sort of miserable existence. — John Frusciante

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life. — Tim Conway

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More Miser Quotes

Are you ready to cut off your head and place your foot on it? If so, come; Love awaits you! Love is not grown in a garden, nor sold in the marketplace; whether you are a king or a servant, the price is your head, and nothing less. Yes, the cost of the elixir of love is your head! Do you hesitate? 0 miser, It is cheap at that price! — Abu Hamid AlGhazzali

Are you ready to cut off your head and place your foot on it? If so, come; Love awaits you! Love is not grown in a garden, nor sold in the marketplace; whether you are a king or a servant, the price is your head, and nothing less. Yes, the cost of the elixir of love is your head! Do you hesitate? 0 miser, It is cheap at that price! — Al-Ghazali

I come to present the strong claims of suffering humanity. I come to place before the Legislature of Massachusetts the condition of the miserable, the desolate, the outcast. I come as the advocate of helpless, forgotten, insane men and women; of beings sunk to a condition from which the unconcerned world would start with real horror. — Dorothea Dix

Why do some people have to go barefoot so that others can drive luxury cars? Why are some people able to live only 35 years in order that others can live 70 years? Why do some people have to be miserably poor in order that others can be extravagantly rich? I speak for all the children in the world who don't even have a piece of bread. — Fidel Castro

I feel my belief in sacrifice and struggle getting stronger. I despise the kind of existence that clings to the miserly trifles of comfort and self-interest. I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. — Fidel Castro

Change is hard, being miserable is harder. — Bryan Johnson

A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. — John Stuart Mill

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