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Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. - Noel Coward

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. — Noel Coward

A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original. — Louis Armstrong

You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters. — William F. Buckley, Jr.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa. — Dave Barry

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez

It is not enough to deface the Mona Lisa because that does not kill the Mona Lisa. All art of the past must be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez

Everybody can draw, in my estimation. If you give a man 50 years, he'll come up with the Mona Lisa. — Jack Kirby

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names. — Chuck Palahniuk

In the mind of every artist there is a masterpiece — Kai Greene

I've been fifty thousand times to the Louvre. I have copied everything in drawing, trying to understand. — Alberto Giacometti

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. — Edmond de Goncourt

A portrait, to be a work of art, neither must nor may resemble the sitter... one must paint its atmosphere. — Umberto Boccioni

When people ask me which is your favourite portrait, they expect it to be Diana, or someone famous. But the answer is my dog, Puffy. They think I mean Puff Daddy. No, it is the dog. — Patrick Demarchelier

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk. - Charles Dickens

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk. — Charles Dickens

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. — Leonardo da Vinci

Short Mona Lisa Quotes

  • The Louvre is a morgue; you go there to identify your friends. — Jean Cocteau
  • Someday my paintings will be hanging in the Louvre. [Vincent Van Gogh] — Irving Stone
  • Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. — Oscar Wilde
  • I dream my painting and I paint my dream. — Vincent Van Gogh
  • Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them. — Freddie Mercury
  • I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best. — Frida Kahlo
  • For me, a painting must give off sparks. It must dazzle like the beauty of a woman or a poem. — Joan Miro
  • Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror. — Rabindranath Tagore
  • The most interesting painting is one that expresses more of what one thinks than of what one sees — Mark Rothko
  • If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue. — Peter Ustinov

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Mona Lisa Smile Quotes

Radical self-care is quantum, and radiates out into the atmosphere, like a little fresh air. It is a huge gift to the world. When people respond by saying, “Well, isn’t she full of herself,” smile obliquely, like Mona Lisa, and make both of you a nice cup of tea. — Anne Lamott

How could we possibly appreciate the Mona Lisa if Leonardo had written at the bottom of the canvas: 'The lady is smiling because she is hiding a secret from her lover.' This would shackle the viewer to reality, and I don't want this to happen to 2001. — Stanley Kubrick

Inside the museum infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo, 'This is what salvation must be like after a while.' But Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles. — Bob Dylan

Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles. — Bob Dylan

My movies are film-paintings - moving portraits captured on celluloid. I'll layer that with sound to create a unique mood -- like if the Mona Lisa opened her mouth, and there would be a wind, and she'd turn back and smile. It would be strange and beautiful. — David Lynch

You wouldn't get rid of the Mona Lisa just because someone painted another picture of a woman smiling. — Clive Rowe

I'm at that age where I watch such things with two minds, one that cackles at these capers and another that never gets much beyond a rather jaded and self-conscious smile, like the Mona Lisa. — Alan Bradley

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More Mona Lisa Quotes

Your judgement of others reveals more about you than them. And their judgement of you reveals more about them than you. A monkey will not find a Mona Lisa in the mirror. It takes a Mona Lisa to reflect a Mona Lisa. Our judgements are a true reflection of ourselves. — Mahatria Ra

Da Vinci painted one Mona Lisa. Beethoven composed one Fifth Symphony. And God made one version of you. — Max Lucado

I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush. — Bob Ross

Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa. — George Steinbrenner

. . . a jostling scrum of office buildings so mediocre that the only way you ever remember them is by the frustration they induce - like a basketball team standing shoulder to shoulder between you and the Mona Lisa. — Prince Charles

The curious thing about that moustache and goatee is that when you look at the Mona Lisa it becomes a man. It is not a woman disguised as a man; it is a real man, and that was my discovery, without realising it at the time. — Marcel Duchamp

Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician. — Robert Orben

The horizon is an imaginary line that recedes as you approach it. — Ginnifer Goodwin

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. — Will Rogers

What is Mona Lisa thinking? Nothing, of course. Her blankness is her menace and our fear. [...] Walter Pater is to call her a 'vampire,' coasting through history on her secret tasks. — Camille Paglia

Also, since art is a vehicle for the transmission of ideas through form, the reproduction of the form only reinforces the concept. It is the idea that is being reproduced. Anyone who understands the work of art owns it. We all own the Mona Lisa. — Sol LeWitt

I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris. — John C. Danforth

Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. — Chuck Palahniuk

The geometry of landscape and situation seems to create its own systems of time, the sense of a dynamic element which is cinematizing the events of the canvas, translating a posture or ceremony into dynamic terms. The greatest movie of the 20th century is the Mona Lisa, just as the greatest novel is Gray's Anatomy. — J. G. Ballard

The Mona Lisa, to me, is the greatest emotional painting ever done. The way the smile flickers makes it a work of both art and science, because Leonardo understood optics, and the muscles of the lips, and how light strikes the eye - all of it goes into making the Mona Lisa's smile so mysterious and elusive. — Walter Isaacson

I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be. — Emo Philips

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer. Maybe self-destruction is the answer. — Chuck Palahniuk

Why do people go to the Louvre? They go to see the Mona Lisa. Why do they go to see the Mona Lisa? Because they already know what she looks like. — William Noel

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face. — William S. Burroughs

If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa. — Stephanie Perkins

For all cats have this particularity, each and every one, from the meanest alley sneaker to the proudest, whitest she that ever graced a pontiff's pillow — we have our smiles, as it were, painted on. Those small, cool, quite Mona Lisa smiles that smile we must, no matter whether it's been fun or it's been not. So all cats have a politician's air; we smile and smile and so they think we're villains — Angela Carter

Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club? Could the New Testament have been composed as a conference report? Creative ideas do not spring from groups. They spring from individuals. The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam, whether it takes ultimate shape in a law of physics or a law of the land, a poem or a policy, a sonata or a mechanical computer. — Alfred Whitney Griswold

With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated. — Paulo Coelho

Pat Nixon was called the Mona Lisa of American politics. She never wrote anything. Her interviews tell us nothing. — Oliver Stone

My favourite song of Elton's is... it's a tricky one for me. I'm a proper fan and I've probably seen him in concert about a dozen times before I even met him. Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, which isn't in this film... but whenever I see him, I always tell him that Passengers is my favourite song because it's one of his least auspicious ones. — Matt Lucas

The music I wanted to get into when I went to California, was to, uh, get into, uh, pop, mostly. And the big band era was on at that time. I was doing the "Mona Lisa"s, the "Stardust"s, "Stars Fell On Alabama," all this kind of stuff. And that was my thing that I wanted. — Carl Gardner

Could Hamlet have been written bya committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club? Could the NewTestament have been composed as a conference report? — Alfred Whitney Griswold

Leonardo's Mona Lisa sure would have lost out if he had spent only 2 of the 4 or 5 years he took to complete it. It is thinking about him and Ryder, among others, that partly makes me feel so awful to send away a 'half-baked' painting. — E. J. Hughes

I'm a producer. I'm a musician. And my job is to come in and, you know, put - you know, I treat all of the artists that I work with, like, you know, the way da Vinci was looking at Mona Lisa, you know, there's an interesting backdrop. — Sayings

I feel like vocals are to music what portraits are to painting. They're the humanity. Landscapes are good and fine, but at the end of the day everyone loves the Mona Lisa. — Grimes

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