70 Newlyweds Quotes
Following is our list of newlyweds quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about just married.
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Famous Newlyweds Quotes
The rest of the world does not know what newlyweds know — Greek Proverbs
Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is. — Mignon McLaughlin
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. — Edward W. Howe
The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband. — Evan Esar
The first year of marriage is like wet cement - the impressions made in it are much harder to change once it has set. — Robert Wolgemuth
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner
A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness. — Arthur Penrhyn Stanley
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. — Hemant Joshi
The days were sunny, the nights were star-studded. Indeed married life was strawberries for breakfast and loving all the time. — Marabel Morgan
My fiancee and I recently eloped. We went on a fabulous honeymoon to Europe, and I was able to see and do everything I wanted without worrying about taking it easy. — Lee Majors
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. — Henry Ward Beecher
The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before. — Irving Stone
We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. — June Carter Cash
When the bride is one with her lover, who cares about the wedding party? — Kabir
Happy wife, happy life. — Paul Orfalea
Short Newlyweds Quotes
- A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. — Ruth Graham
- Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. — William Wordsworth
- Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. — Madeleine de Scudery
- What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. — Nathaniel Hawthorne
- The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Herbert V. Prochnow
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after. — James Dobson
- All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage. — Lord Byron
- Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
- Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths — Mark Twain
- I enjoy watching Fear Factor, Newlyweds and American Idol as far as reality TV shows go. — Natalie Gulbis
Newlyweds Image Quotes
Just Married Quotes
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. — Rod Stewart
What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home?' 'Marry my daughter?' You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons. — Gene Wilder
If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us. — G-Dragon
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. — Barbara Bush
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
I've just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married. — Barack Obama
I'm just there to do interviews and stuff, because we have about 40 media people there, so it's a very, very busy week. But that's the only time. I did marry, I think on one show, about 25 couples in Acapulco Bay once, but that was all just for kicks. — Gavin MacLeod
If it is right to be legally married, it is right to be legally divorced ... To be deprived of a Divorce is like being shut up in prison because someone attempted to kill you. It is just as honorable to get out of matrimonial trouble legally, as to be freed from any other wrong. — Mary Edwards Walker
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always — Red Skelton
I tried to talk my daughter out of going with a hockey player but, he's a good kid. He asked me if he could marry Carrie before he asked her. I said: You want to what? I thought he was just going to ask for more ice time. — Phil Esposito
Married Couple Quotes
Nikah is a contract that transfers responsibilities. Therefore know the man you're thinking of marrying, and be sure that he is able to take care of you, more than your dad did. Islam empowers women with honor and dignity. Don't settle for anything less. — Nouman Ali Khan
All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman. — Unknown Author
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. — Earl Wilson
It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous. — Ian Mckellen
Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another. — Ruth Graham
Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three. — Billie Holiday
The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide. — Paul Sadler
Thoughtfulness is like a glue that hold a married couple together. Be creative and consistent in finding thoughtful ways to show your spouse that you love them and they are always on your mind. — Dave Willis
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde
Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted children; their reward is to be denied the right to marry. Go figure. — Richard Posner
People Writing About Newlyweds
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Greek Proverbs |
176 | 1 |
 Mignon McLaughlin |
370 | 2255 |
 Edward W. Howe |
52 | 515 |
 Evan Esar |
206 | 1265 |
 Rita Rudner |
213 | 1578 |
 Arthur Penrhyn Stanley |
27 | 72 |
More Newlyweds Quotes
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. — James Dobson
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. — Mark Twain
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl
A heart isn't something you get. It's something that's born. — Yukiru Sugisaki
Mature love has a bliss not even imagined by newlyweds. — Boyd K. Packer
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore. — Jenna McCarthy
Newlyweds shooting budget: 5k for actors, 2k insurance, 2k food and drink. 9k in the can. We only shot 12 days. That's how to make an independent film. — Edward Burns
For me, 40 feels like a beginning. I'm in the middle of so much new - with this career, the kids, and I'm still sort of a newlywed. I'm excited to be at this stage in life. — Kerry Washington
The two of us had come a long way together from our humble beginnings and the basement apartment that had been our first home as newlyweds in 1957, when I was still a law student at Laval University in Quebec City. — Jean Chretien
There's no doubt that I really have a feeling for the theater. These past few days it has occurred to me to do a comedy whose chief characters are photographic enlargements. Those people we see in doorways. Newlyweds, sergeants, dead girls, an anonymous crowd full of mustaches and wrinkles. It should be terrible. If I focus it well, it will possess pathos without consolation. In the midst of those people I will place an authentic fairy. — Federico Garcia Lorca
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond. — Jimmy Fallon
However, when given the chance, many people choose cocaine over love. I wouldn’t say that’s a bad choice. The endorphins released during infatuation are similar to heroin. OxyContin, “the cuddling hormone,” most often found in new mothers and newlyweds, is like ecstasy; every touch tingles. I think I read that somewhere. Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts. — Pete Wentz
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