Redneck Humor Quotes

Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Don't be absurd! Nobody made us! We evolved by chance from snowflakes. ~ Light humor to demonstrate the fact that there is a creator for everything.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.