It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.— Voltaire
Risky Political Humor quotations
Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.
I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.
You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.
Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer.
When words are both true and kind they can change the world.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.
I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.
This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.
Be gentle with yourself, you're doing the best you can.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!
Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are.
I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.
If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.
Being polite is so rare these days, thats its often confused with flirting.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart;
and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
I understand small business growth. I was one.
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
The stronger you become, the gentler you will be.
The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.
The gift of truth excels all other gifts.
Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."
Don't be absurd! Nobody made us! We evolved by chance from snowflakes. ~ Light humor to demonstrate the fact that there is a creator for everything.
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody.
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.
Let's start with typewriters.
Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.