14+ Benny Hill Quotes On Death, Music And Respect

Benny Hill was an English comedian and actor, best known for his television programme The Benny Hill Show. He was known for his slapstick humour and double entendres, often featuring burlesque sketches and musical parodies. His show ran from 1955 to 1989, and was one of the most watched programmes in the UK during its heyday. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Benny Hill on life, death, music.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. — Benny Hill

Do unto others, then run — Benny Hill

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. — Benny Hill

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right. — Benny Hill

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. — Benny Hill

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? — Benny Hill

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. — Benny Hill

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason. — Benny Hill

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. — Benny Hill

I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell. — Benny Hill

Life Lessons by Benny Hill

1. Benny Hill taught us to laugh at ourselves and not take life too seriously. He showed us that comedy can be found in the everyday, and that it’s important to enjoy the simple things in life. His work also highlighted the importance of being creative and thinking outside the box to create something unique and entertaining.