Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?— Benny Hill
The most famous Benny Hill quotes that are proven to give you inner joy
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Do unto others, then run
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well.
So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.