4+ Chris Ramsey Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Chris Ramsey quotes and sayings.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over. — Chris Ramsey

Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover changing a nappy and throw up into it. — Chris Ramsey

To be a dad: Make peace with the fact that you will now be your partner's second favourite person in the world. — Chris Ramsey

The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bullshit. I got an email address and it's just giving me an out of office reply. — Chris Ramsey