A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

— Jake Johannsen

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Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

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If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

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Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

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Who is Jake Johannsen

Quotes 5 sayings
Profession Comedian
Birthday July 28, 1960