12+ Jasper Carrott Quotes On Education, Archers And Tour

Jasper Carrott is an English comedian, actor and television presenter. He is best known for his observational humour, which often includes jokes relating to his West Midlands accent and culture. He has had a successful television career, with shows such as The Detectives, Carrott's Lib and Carrott Confidential. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Jasper Carrott on life, education, love.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. — Jasper Carrott

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them. — Jasper Carrott

Ringo isn't the best drummer in the world. He isn't even the best drummer in the Beatles — Jasper Carrott

They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'. — Jasper Carrott

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. — Jasper Carrott

I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb. — Jasper Carrott

Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy. — Jasper Carrott

I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank. — Jasper Carrott

I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius. — Jasper Carrott

There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson. — Jasper Carrott

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy. — Jasper Carrott

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook. — Jasper Carrott

Life Lessons by Jasper Carrott

1. Jasper Carrott's work demonstrates the importance of self-deprecating humour and finding the humour in everyday life.
2. He also taught us to embrace our eccentricities and use them to our advantage in comedy.
3. His comedy is an example of how to use wit and intelligence to make people laugh without resorting to crude or offensive jokes.