Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.— Jeff Stilson
The most dreamy Jeff Stilson quotes that may be undiscovered and unusual
There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid.
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.
I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.
I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up.
I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.'