13+ Jeremy Hardy Quotes On Education, Success And Environment

Jeremy Hardy is a British stand-up comedian, writer and actor. He is best known for his appearances on BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. He is also a regular guest on BBC Radio 4's Just a Minute and has appeared in various television shows such as QI and Have I Got News For You. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Jeremy Hardy on education, leadership, life.

Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. — Jeremy Hardy

All socialists have bad backs because we slouch - except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown. — Jeremy Hardy

It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you? — Jeremy Hardy

The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time. — Jeremy Hardy

You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War. — Jeremy Hardy

Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever. — Jeremy Hardy

If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all. — Jeremy Hardy

The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face. — Jeremy Hardy

The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things. — Jeremy Hardy

Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs. — Jeremy Hardy

Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work. — Jeremy Hardy

Most harm is done by people who are awake. — Jeremy Hardy

My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own! — Jeremy Hardy

Life Lessons by Jeremy Hardy

Jeremy Hardy taught us to never take life too seriously and to always look for the humour in any situation. He also showed us that it's important to stand up for what you believe in, even if it's unpopular. Finally, he demonstrated the power of kindness and how it can bring people together.