9+ Joey Adams Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Joey Adams quotes and sayings.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. — Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing — Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. — Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. — Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. — Joey Adams