12+ Kyle Kinane Quotes On Marriage, Education And Internet

Kyle Kinane is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer. He has released several comedy albums and starred in his own Comedy Central special, Whiskey Icarus. He is known for his dry, sarcastic delivery and observational comedy. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Kyle Kinane on marriage, love, education.

I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way — Kyle Kinane

It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens. — Kyle Kinane

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything. — Kyle Kinane

What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great. — Kyle Kinane

What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or ghost stories. You laugh because it's a release. People laugh when they're nervous. I laugh so much at a haunted house. It's out of fear, but it's also a wonderful release. Getting scared like that, you feel good, and you feel exhilarated afterwards. — Kyle Kinane

Young writers take themselves very seriously in college. — Kyle Kinane

The weight of the world isn't on their shoulders as much in Canada as opposed to America. Americans' perception of it is, "Oh, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. And everyone there is nice. So if people around you are nice, you have a tendency to be nicer." What a wonderful lesson for the rest of the world: Just let a little kindness rub off on you. — Kyle Kinane

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. — Kyle Kinane

Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful." — Kyle Kinane

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living. — Kyle Kinane

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future. — Kyle Kinane

Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag. — Kyle Kinane

Life Lessons by Kyle Kinane

1. Kyle Kinane's work teaches us to find the humor in everyday life and to be able to laugh at ourselves.
2. He also encourages us to be brave enough to take risks and to be open to trying new things.
3. Through his comedy, Kyle Kinane reminds us to be kind and to appreciate the small moments in life.