3+ Max Miller Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Max Miller quotes and sayings.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres. — Max Miller