This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.

— Megan Amram

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Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

Megan Amram

Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?

Megan Amram