This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.— Megan Amram
The most scandalous Megan Amram quotes that will activate your desire to change
Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them
Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?