As far as I can tell from studying the scriptures, all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all day and praise the Lord. I don't know about you, but I think that after the first, oh, I don't know, 50,000,000 years of that I'd start to get a little bored.

— Rick Reynolds

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I don't use the term 'miracle' lightly.

I don't believe in God, or reincarnation, or destiny, or the Publishers' Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.


I don't believe in God. ...I hope he doesn't hold that against me.