Following is our list of the best Ring Lardner quotes and sayings.
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. — Ring Lardner
They gave each other a smile with a future in it. — Ring Lardner
He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. — Ring Lardner
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. — Ring Lardner
Shut up,' he explained. — Ring Lardner
How can you write if you can't cry? — Ring Lardner
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. — Ring Lardner
Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like them only at sweet sixteen. Some like them dark,some like them light. Some like them in the park,late at night. Some like them fickle,some like them true, But the time I like them is when they're like you — Ring Lardner
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. — Ring Lardner
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