72+ Samantha Bee Quotes On Beauty, Culture And Relationships

Samantha Bee is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actress, media critic, and television host. She is best known for being the longest-serving correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, where she became the first female regular on the show. She is currently the host of her own late-night talk show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, which premiered on February 8, 2016, on TBS. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Samantha Bee on love, beauty, culture.

Top 10 Samantha Bee Quotes

1. Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
2. I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.
3. Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.
4. Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
5. Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
6. I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.
7. It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.
8. I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.
9. You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.
10. The best part about poker is there's no down side.

Samantha Bee Short Quotes

• The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.
• I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
• You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
• I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
• I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one.
• I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.
• You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.
• I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
• I am a cookbook fanatic.
• I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

Samantha Bee Quotes About Love

I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it! — Samantha Bee

I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having. — Samantha Bee

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction. — Samantha Bee

It's fun to be surrounded by people that you love. — Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee Quotes About People

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing. — Samantha Bee

We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of interviewing real, live people. Sometimes they come along the journey with you, and most of the time they don't. — Samantha Bee

I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do. — Samantha Bee

Speaking for myself, I try to go out there on the stage and make jokes with people, so I'm not really thinking about the impact anything I have. If it does resonate with people, that's really great. — Samantha Bee

The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes on to become a Vice Presidential candidate in a hotly contested presidential race. With hilarious results. They must be so bummed. — Samantha Bee

More people need to inhabit this world. — Samantha Bee

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy. — Samantha Bee

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is. — Samantha Bee

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions. — Samantha Bee

I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try to make my nana proud. — Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee Quotes About Funny

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. — Samantha Bee

I don't think I'm very much like the person I am on the show. I'm certainly not as ambitious; no, that's not true, I'm kind of ambitious. In a nice way. But there's a part of me. A lot of me. There's a lot of what I think is funny. — Samantha Bee

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. — Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee Famous Quotes And Sayings

Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state. — Samantha Bee

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper. — Samantha Bee

I find Donald Trump so haphazard, and that keeps me up at night. — Samantha Bee

There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category. — Samantha Bee

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid. — Samantha Bee

I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing for better or worse, and have been lucky enough to be able to perform ever since. — Samantha Bee

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties. — Samantha Bee

I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child. — Samantha Bee

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life. — Samantha Bee

It's very Canadian of me - or maybe it's more the Catholic schoolgirl in me - but I always really want to do a good job. — Samantha Bee

When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of thinking. You have to be willing to be frustrated constantly. — Samantha Bee

If you get mad about how your voice sounds when it comes out of your own mouth, it's not really my fault. Go ahead and be yourself. — Samantha Bee

I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions. — Samantha Bee

I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the story right. I'd rather do it right than have to do it twice. — Samantha Bee

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy. — Samantha Bee

Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't gonna make it. This person is either too long-winded or deathly boring, or they don't have the point of view that supports what you're trying to do in the piece. Or often people misrepresent themselves on the phone - what they're willing to say to you then, they're not willing to say in person. — Samantha Bee

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce. — Samantha Bee

President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look like, but we will survive it. — Samantha Bee

A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself. — Samantha Bee

I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give me a strong enough vision of what that world looks like. — Samantha Bee

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show. — Samantha Bee

Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn't want to meet that person. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that. — Samantha Bee

You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a civil dialogue, it's a much smoother road to compromise. The key thing to remember is it's a daily practice. — Samantha Bee

I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald Trump's presidency. — Samantha Bee

It's very disconcerting to have a camera shoved in your face. It's really discombobulating. If you're the least bit nervous you forget what you just said, you can't find your way through, you can't follow the logic of your own statements sometimes. It's a weird sensation. And I think that really helps to lock people in place. — Samantha Bee

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show. — Samantha Bee

If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job. — Samantha Bee

As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator. — Samantha Bee

I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does it feel knowing that you're going to be part of the shifting tide in the political system?" And in the end nothing changed, and we weren't part of anything. And we're not happy anywhere. I think we're kind of hoping, obviously, but it didn't really have a great impact on people. — Samantha Bee

It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day. — Samantha Bee

I don't read anything about myself. — Samantha Bee

Nobody wants to have things blurted at them. — Samantha Bee

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. — Samantha Bee

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur. — Samantha Bee

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. — Samantha Bee

Life Lessons by Samantha Bee

1. Samantha Bee's work demonstrates the power of using comedy to bring attention to social and political issues.
2. By using satire, she is able to highlight the absurdity of certain situations and draw attention to injustices.
3. Her work is a reminder that humor can be used to make a difference and bring about positive change.