Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

— Sean Lock

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A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Sean Lock

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

Sean Lock

people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

Sean Lock

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

Sean Lock

Who is Sean Lock

Quotes 5 sayings
Profession Comedian
Birthday April 22, 1963