129 Brushing Teeth Quotes

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Famous Brushing Teeth Quotes

Brushing and flossing teeth may reduce systemic inflammation and the risk of Alzheimer's disease. — Peter Attia

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you should be brushing your teeth BEFORE breakfast, not after. —

Replacing your toothbrush once a month can literally save your teeth. Never underestimate the damage that worn-out bristles can do. — Mark Burhenne

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist. — Jeaniene Frost

I see so many people buy only non-toxic beauty products and yet think nothing of using sparkly blue toothpaste and antibacterial mouthwash every day. — Mark Burhenne

The best dentistry is no dentistry at all. —

Just like cosmetic surgery, teeth whitening is a personal choice. Your dentist shouldn't be the one to bring it up—it should be YOU who brings it up and drives the treatment. — Mark Burhenne

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? - Frank Zappa

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? — Frank Zappa

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your toothpaste shouldn't foam. — Mark Burhenne

Tongue scraping is one of the best ways to get rid of bad breath and cavities and make your gut healthier. — Mark Burhenne

Teeth grinding at ANY age is a red flag for sleep-disordered breathing. — Mark Burhenne

Bleeding gums are a sign to floss MORE, not less. — Mark Burhenne

Antibacterial toothpaste disrupts the balance of bacteria in the mouth, leading to an imbalance and overgrowth of bacteria that can cause disease and other oral health issues. — Mark Burhenne

We have got to STOP using bandaid solutions for oral health symptoms--especially since oral health affects EVERYTHING from Alzheimer's risk to heart health to gut health! —

Short Brushing Teeth Quotes

  • Breathing is perhaps the most important aspect for functional dentistry. — Mark Burhenne
  • I consider mouthwash to be one of the top mistakes made by both dentists and their patients. —
  • I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream. — Greta Garbo
  • I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield
  • Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair — Sammy Gravano
  • I only use a camera like I use a toothbrush. It does the job. — Don McCullin
  • [Before each of numerous portrait sittings:] Now then, with teeth or without? — Queen Elizabeth II
  • An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. — Richard Baxter
  • You can’t be healthy without a healthy mouth. — Mark Burhenne
  • Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care. — Michael K. Simpson

Brushing Teeth Image Quotes

Brushing teeth quote Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.

Brushing Your Teeth Quotes

Look, when do the really interesting things happen? Not when you've brushed your teeth and put on your pyjamas and are cozy in bed. They happen when you are cold and uncomfortable and hungry and don't have a roof over your head for the night. — Ellen Potter

We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth. Or, I've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth. — Brad Stine

Ten minutes before you go onstage and you begin singing that torchy blues song, you may just be drinking a glass of water and brushing your teeth and doing some deep breathing. — Ronee Blakley

Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You can't escape it. — Shahrukh Khan

Everything we do is escapism, because we'll all be dead and everything we do is completely meaningless. Why brush your teeth? Why not be in the park with the bums passing a short dog? Why pay taxes, why get educated? Of course literature is an escape. You have to fill the hours. — T.C. Boyle

I believe people should study a little bit every day. It should become habitual, like brushing your teeth, combing your hair, having a shower or getting dressed. Study the mind, the laws of the universe and paradigms. There's enough information on those subjects to keep a person studying forever. — Bob Proctor

If you are capable of brushing your teeth in mindfulness, then you will be able to enjoy the time when you take a shower, cook your breakfast, sip your tea. — Nhat Hanh

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business. — Henry Boyd

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

Intimacy doesn't have all that much to do with backseats of cars. Real intimacy is brushing your teeth together. — Gabrielle Zevin

Toothbrush Quotes

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. — Clifford Stoll

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes? — Rasmus Lerdorf

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush? — Triple H

I have a toothbrush, my toothbrush is sexy — Mike Shinoda

I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer. — Laura Linney

I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo. — Laurence Fox

Standards are like toothbrushes. Everybody wants one but nobody wants to use anybody else’s. — Connie Morella

I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. — Ellen DeGeneres

I brush my teeth with a Sonicare toothbrush before every show. — David Copperfield

Give yourself permission to get the most out of your life. If you're spending all your time scrubbing corners with a toothbrush, you're kind of missing the point. Taking shortcuts doesn't mean shortcutting the end result. — Sandra Lee

Dental Floss Quotes

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss. — Redman

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler

We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz

But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. — Frank Zappa

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough. — Rachel McAdams

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. — James Patterson

Tooth Quotes

Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority. — Arthur Schopenhauer

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. — Bo Burnham

Step to this and get shanked up I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt — Big L

There's nothing better than cake but more cake. — Harry S. Truman

The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing. - Neil Kinnock

The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing. — Neil Kinnock

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - J. H. Oldham

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. — J. H. Oldham

I would never be the first to bring up whitening, because just by bringing it up, you're shaming the patient a little bit. You're talking about their self-image. As long as there's no structural defect in the tooth, I would never bring up whitening. — Mark Burhenne

While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins. — Gad Saad

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say “My tooth is aching” than to say “My heart is broken. — C. S. Lewis

I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin. - Pope John Paul II

I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin. — Pope John Paul II

Toothpaste Quotes

She would smile and show no surprise, convinced as she was, the same as I, that casual meetings are apt to be just the opposite, and that people who make dates are the same kind who need lines on their writing paper, or who always squeeze up from the bottom on a tube of toothpaste. — Julio Cortazar

The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. — Erma Bombeck

I know that my look is more "toothpaste model" as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back — LeBron James

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson

Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government. — Mikhail Gorbachev

One never knows enough about characters in real life to put them into novels. One gets started and then, suddenly, one can not remember what toothpaste they use; what are their views on interior decoration, and one is stuck utterly. No, major characters emerge; minor ones may be photographed. — Graham Greene

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

White Teeth Quotes

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. — Bill Vaughan

I'll let you in on something big: I'm not a white-teeth teen. — Lorde

I'm sick of very white teeth and lots of gymnasium practice. I'm bored, you know, send in the next one. I wanted a real man that I could believe was my brother, my father, you know, my next-door neighbor - a real person. — Tim Roth

I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened. — Helena Bonham Carter

Every moment happens twice: inside and outside, and they are two different histories. — Zadie Smith

Pulchritude--beauty where you would least suspect it, hidden in a word that looked like it should signify a belch or a skin infection. — Zadie Smith

She was white, perhaps too white. Her eyes, which were almost always cast down, when she raised them testified to the purest of souls, and when she smiled, revealing her small, white teeth, one might be tempted to say that a rose is merely a plant, and ivory just an elephant's tusk. — Jose Rizal

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, And he shows them pearly white. Just a jackknife has Macheath, dear, And he keeps them out of sight. — Kurt Weill

...They cannot escape their history any more than you yourself can lose your shadow. — Zadie Smith

Good luck go with you, O Chief of the Wolves. And good luck and strong white teeth go with noble children that they may never forget the hungry in this world. — Rudyard Kipling

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More Brushing Teeth Quotes

People think God is a man. People think God has got ears, nose, teeth and he rises daily in the morning, brushes his teeth and washes his mouth. And he is an old man and he has a beard. All these things people think. But no, God is energy. God is perfect and pure energy. — Prem Rawat

I thought ‘hey, why not brush my teeth on the Cupola’ then I saw the Milky Way like I’ve never seen it before. — Tim Peake

I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management. — Michelle Williams

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth. — Woody Allen

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield

Workouts are like brushing my teeth; I don't think about them, I just do them. The decision has already been made. — PattiSue Plumer

With three boys in the house, my mother was always on us when growing up about keeping our faces clean, washing behind our ears, and brushing our teeth. So I still take my morning routine seriously. — Cam Newton

One of the very few things that I do every single day is put on fragrance. If I'm not wearing makeup ... I still put my fragrance on. I will brush my teeth and put on my perfume. — Blake Lively

Teeth represent only 10 percent of the surface of your mouth and bacteria live throughout the whole mouth. When you stop brushing, bacteria left behind resettle on your teeth and gums. Oil pulling reaches virtually 100 percent of the mouth, thereby affecting all bacteria, viruses, fungi, and protozoa in the mouth. — Bruce Fife

They are travelling cheaply, with that touch of indolence and occasional luxury that comes only from having real resources. They live in Levis and sunlight. Sometimes they brush their teeth in streams. — James Salter

Sometimes when I'm brushing my teeth, I'll look at the mirror and I swear my reflection seems kind of disappointed. I realized a couple of years ago that not only am I not super-skilled at anything, I'm not even particularly good at being myself. — Charles Yu

It's easy to get depressed and think, "Well, what's the point?" But it's the same as, "Well, we're all going to die, so what's the point in brushing my teeth or even saying hello to anyone or obeying traffic lights." You can do that, but that's certainly not going to take you anywhere. — Viggo Mortensen

Bedtime rituals for children ease the way to the elsewhere of slumber - teeth brushing and pajamas, the voice of a parent reading, the feel and smell of the old blanket or toy, the nightlight glowing in a corner. — Siri Hustvedt

I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth, then I do balancing exercises. — Walter Mischel

I somehow make it through the first month. I dress and brush my teeth when they tell me to. And I experience the hollow feeling of complete loss, which is emptiness. — Holly Goldberg Sloan

You have to make an effort to be in an unprotected environment because everyone thinks you're a completely incapable idiot who couldn't possibly brush his teeth without an assistant. You have to make an effort in order to be able to actually experience the country that you're in. — Christian Bale

My credo is etched on my mirror in my bathroom and I see it when I brush my teeth in the morning. It says, "Don't worry, Be Happy, Feel Good." When you see that first thing, and you reflect on it, the rest of the day seems to glide by pretty well. — Larry Hagman

By the choices we make, by the attitudes we exhibit, we are influencing lives every day in positive or negative ways...our family, our peers, our friends, and even strangers we've never met before and will never meet again. So when you brush your teeth every morning, look in the mirror and ask yourself...'Are there things I'd like to change?' — Mac Anderson

Congressman Berg will repeatedly talk about Harry Reid and Barack Obama, and I find it interesting, because this morning, when I woke up and brushed my teeth, I looked in the mirror and I did not see a tall, African-American, skinny man. So let's make it clear that my priorities are North Dakota priorities. — Heidi Heitkamp

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius. — Julie Bowen

Water conservation goes hand in hand with education. Teaching people that if you literally run the water while you brush your teeth - we go through 602 million gallons a day of waste in the United States because people are used to hearing the water run while they brush their teeth. — Ian Somerhalder

Tired of nagging your kids to hurry up, get dressed, drink their milk and brush their teeth? Here's a radical idea: Don't. — Bruce Feiler

Ben rubbed his muzzle over Kyle’s shoulder in a way that I think was supposed to be reassuring. Kyle sucked in a breath. Either it hurt, or the reminder that the werewolf was big enough to rub his shoulder without much effort wasn’t exactly reassuring. “Ben, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” asked Kyle. Or else Ben’s breath was really bad. — Patricia Briggs

You were not born with the habit of brushing your teeth. With persistent action, over a period of time, you developed the habit. Now, I'll bet you would never consider going a week without brushing. — Paul R. Scheele

On behalf of future archeologists, I would like to ask you to please think twice before you go home and brush your teeth. — Christina Warinner

When I get up in the morning I brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker

Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts. — Tom Brady

After the first day of practice, there's not one guy who's playing at 100 percent or who feels great. Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth is the hardest part of the day - it just hurts. — Tom Brady

If you look at me, basically my whole entire life I've been around water. So when you look at a stat like, "If you leave the faucet running for two minutes while you brush your teeth you waste four gallons of water," to me that's mind-blowing. There are so many people that don't even have access to clean water, and people leave their faucets running. For me it was something that fit with things that I believe in. — Michael Phelps

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