You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley. — Kim Kardashian
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it. — Richard Hammond
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. — Dudley Moore
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. — Will Rogers
The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there. — David Lee
Take it easy driving– the life you save may be mine. — James Dean
Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you. — James Taylor
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. — Larry Lujack
I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass. — Glenn Frey
I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign. — Bill Engvall
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. — Steven Wright
Short Bumper Sticker Quotes
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. — Steven Wright
Never have more children than you have car windows. — Erma Bombeck
My motto - sans limites. — Isadora Duncan
I am like the little rock n' roll backseat driver. — Nina Blackwood
If you buy a car with money you didn’t earn lawfully, you’ll be riding in a moving coffin. — Enoch Adeboye
Why not - is a slogan for an interesting life. — Mason Cooley
Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline — French Montana
Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. — Elvis Presley
Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride
I Got Front Back, And Side To Side — Eazy-E
The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision. — John C. Maxwell
Bumper Sticker Image Quotes
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way
Good Bumper Sticker Quotes
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps — Steven Wright
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy — Fran Lebowitz
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. — Samuel Johnson
Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right. — Simon Blackburn
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley
Ben Franklin Quotes
Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money. — Earl Warren
Ben Franklin and Samuel Johnson, he credits their wisdom for his success. "They were both utterly brilliant men. And powerful communicators. Both have helped me all the way through life. Their lessons are easy to assimilate." — Charlie Munger
When you write biographies, whether it's about Ben Franklin or Einstein, you discover something amazing: They are human. — Walter Isaacson
Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that. — Rachel Caine
I suggest...that you develop early in life the habit of retiring and arising early. You remember the advice of Ben Franklin: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. — Sayings
This is what historians usually do, quibble about cause and effect when the point is, there are times when the world is in flux and the right voice in the right place can move the world. Thomas Paine and Ben Franklin, for instance. Bismark. Lenin. — Orson Scott Card
I like things pretty reduced. I don't understand how people live with so much stuff around them, because you can't focus on it, and after a while it ends up becoming absorbed. It's not as if anything's really being appreciated. To me all that stuff is some desperate message to everyone about who you are, like bumper stickers. — Rick Owens
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. — J. Paul Getty
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. — Ron White
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." — George Carlin
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world. — John Oliver
Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker. — Hal Sparks
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. — Steven Wright
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot. — George Carlin
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. — Ambrose Bierce
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. — Mark Twain
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? — Steven Wright
Aging is for people who don't know any better. — Tony Horton
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry the Cable Guy
I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'. Without play the child that still lives in all of us will always be incomplete. And not only physically, but creatively, intellectually, and spiritually as well. — George A. Sheehan
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!. — Jimmy Fallon
I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The sooner we agree that we're just other versions of each other - we human beings - the sooner we will find some sense of world peace. — Norman Lear
Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there. — Adam Young
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. — Unknown Author
Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. — Jill Shalvis
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. — Steven Wright
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.' — Demetri Martin
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die. — Ted Dekker
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker soon leads to wild talk of shooting dealers and making urine tests a condition for employment -- anywhere. — Barbara Ehrenreich
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks the determination with which you believe it. Because contrary to the wisdom of the bumper sticker, it is not enough these days to simply question authority—you've got to speak with it too. — Taylor Mali
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. — David Cross
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out. — Laurence Tribe
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case. — Ken Salazar
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. — Steven Wright
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching. — Patrick Carman
Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human experiences,” I (a) think it’s true and (b) want to ram the car. — Anne Lamott
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply felt. You didn't have to wear it on your lapel or show it in your window or on a bumper sticker. That kind of patriotism does not appeal to me at all. — Sam Shepard
How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to interruptions from people I dislike, how I deal with normal people in their normal confusion on a normal day may be a better indication of my reverence for life than the antiabortion sticker on the bumper of my car. — Brennan Manning
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