quote by Lewis Grizzard

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

— Lewis Grizzard

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Cash quote Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promiss

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.

All we are doing is looking at the time line, from the moment the customer gives us an order to the point when we collect the cash. And we are reducing the time line by reducing the non-value adding wastes.

I plunged into the job of creating something from nothing.

... Though I hadn't a penny left, I considered cash money as the smallest part of my resources. I had faith in a living God, faith in myself, and a desire to serve.

Cash quote Yesterday is cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissor

Yesterday is cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

If a man has an apartment stacked to the ceiling with newspapers, we call him crazy. If a woman has a trailer house full of cats, we call her nuts. But when people pathologically hoard so much cash that they impoverish the entire nation, we put them on the cover of Fortune magazine and pretend that they are role models.

Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.

Let's say your past is your present and your present is your cash, So I look forward to the future.

Life is a lottery that we've already won. But most people have not cashed in their tickets.

Just wearing all black comes from Johnny Cash.

I'm on the road so much that if I wear all black my clothes never get dirty. You can't tell if I've worn the same shirt twice.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve.

In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.

Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on.

So this is the goal: To make money by increasing net profit, while simultaneously increasing return on investment, and simultaneously increasing cash flow.

Never take your eyes off the cash flow because it's the life blood of business.

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama

Work is about a search for daily meaning as well as daily bread, for recognition as well as cash, for astonishment rather than torpor; in short, for a sort of life rather than a Monday through Friday sort of dying.

The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.

Folks can't carry around money in their pocket.

They've got to go to an ATM machine, and they've got to pay a few dollars to get their own dollars out of the machine. Who ever thought you'd pay cash to get cash? That's where we've gotten to.

Well, I always say that the two things I was most disastrous at in my life, being a teenager and being a wife, were the two things I really wound up cashing in on when I was writing fluffy magazine pieces.

We can't buy one minute of time with cash; if we could, rich people would live longer.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

All social rules and all relations between individuals are eroded by a cash economy, avarice drags Pluto himself out of the bowels of the earth.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience.

Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience.

Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents.

From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

Money-makers are tiresome company, as they have no standard but cash value.

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I've know Jeezy before he was Jeezy. I've been down with Cash Money from back in the day. So these are real relationships. I'm there for them and they're there for me. And they know if I'm going to make a record with somebody, I'm gonna hit a home run.

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

I basically left Texas with no money.

I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing.

Overhead will eat you alive if not constantly viewed as a parasite to be exterminated. Never mind the bleating of those you employ. Hold out until mutiny is imminent before employing even a single additional member of staff. More start-ups are wrecked by overstaffing than by any other cause, bar failure to monitor cash flow.

Cheap food is an illusion. There is no such thing as cheap food. The real cost of the food is paid somewhere. And if it isn't paid at the cash register, it's charged to the environment or to the public purse in the form of subsidies. And it's charged to your health.

The fact is that one of the earliest lessons I learned in business was that balance sheets and income statements are fiction, cash flow is reality.

Yesterday is a cancelled check; Tomorrow is a promissory note; Today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely.

A tax cut means higher family income and higher business profits and a balanced federal budget.

Web analytics is a fire extinguisher. Your website is on fire and you're burning cash.

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