quote by Will Rogers

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

— Will Rogers

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Car quote You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!

Car quote A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

A critic is someone who knows the way but can't drive the car.

You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.

You might not have a car or a big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change

We do not pull in and fill up. And I'll tell you why we don't. It's because I don't buy one goddamn drop of gas in the state of Michigan. We'll coast and push this goddamn car to the Ohio line before I give this state a nickel of my money.

Car quote Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlight

Writing is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you make the whole trip that way.

Return to a simpler life, and you will see that behind the expensive cars, the fashionable clothes, the empty celebrities, the fancy houses and the thick layers of make-up life has real meaning. Behind all the lies there is a deep well of wisdom that we can all drink from, and grow wiser, healthier and happier.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident.

Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

See, when you drive home today, you've got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you've got a little bitty rearview mirror. And the reason the windshield is so large and the rearview mirror is so small is because what's happened in your past is not near as important as what's in your future.

Car quote You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things wil

You might not have a car or big gold chain, stay true to yourself and things will change.

I write a lot of my best music in the car, like late night.

Three, four in the morning. I'm in the passenger seat, I got my driver, my getaway driver. My Bonnie, I'm Clyde. That's when everything is just settled. In the daytime it's chaotic. Everybody just goin' nowhere fast. In a rush to go nowhere.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Car quote It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of

It's not about the car you drive. It's about the size of the arm hanging out of the windows.

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There's a lie that all drivers tell themselves.

Death is something that happens to other people, and that's how you find the courage to get in the car in the first place. The closer you are to death the more alive you feel. But more powerful than fear itself, is the will to win.

I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.

Some problems we share as women, some we do not.

You [white women] fear your children will grow up to join the patriarchy and testify against you; we fear our children will be dragged from a car and shot down in the street, and you will turn your backs on the reasons they are dying.

Car quote I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars, the rest I just squandered.

People want to talk to other people - not a house, or an office, or a car.

Given a choice, people will demand the freedom to communicate wherever they are, unfettered by the infamous copper wire. It is that freedom we sought to vividly demonstrate in 1973.

I don't see white police officers slamming the heads of little white boys into police cars.

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.

Student debt is crushing the lives of millions of Americans.

How does it happen that we can get a home mortgage or purchase a car with interest rates half of that being paid for student loans? We must make higher education affordable for all. We must substantially lower interest rates on student loans. This must be a national priority.

All religions are like different cars all moving in the same direction.

People who don't see it have no light in their hearts.

If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.

What's behind you doesn't matter.

If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling.

Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.

A jump shot can get you a shoe deal, a big house, a supermodel, fancy cars, a bunch of yes men, a Swiss bank account. But none of these things can get you a jump shot

Management by results - like driving a car by looking in rear view mirror.

The Car - The Car is a 1977 American horror film directed by Elliot Silverstein and written by Michael Butler, Dennis Shryack and Lane Slate. The film stars James

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Police car - A police car (also called a police cruiser, police interceptor, patrol car, cop car, prowler, squad car, radio car, or radio motor patrol (RMP) ) is a

Fast Car - "Fast Car" is a song written and recorded by American singer Tracy Chapman. It was released on April 6, 1988 as the lead single from her 1988 self-titled

Car classification - have developed car classification schemes that are used for various purposes including regulation, description and categorization of cars. The International

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Cable car - Cable car most commonly refers to the following cable transportation systems: Aerial lift, such as aerial tramways and gondola lifts, in which the vehicle

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If you only think about yourself - how much money can I make, what can I buy, how nice is my house, what kind of fancy car do I have? - over the long term, I think, you get bored. I think your life becomes diminished. The way to live a full life is to think: What can I do for others?

Why do some people have to go barefoot so that others can drive luxury cars? Why are some people able to live only 35 years in order that others can live 70 years? Why do some people have to be miserably poor in order that others can be extravagantly rich? I speak for all the children in the world who don't even have a piece of bread.

If I sit next to a madman as he drives a car into a group of innocent bystanders, I can't, as a Christian, simply wait for the catastrophe, then comfort the wounded and bury the dead. I must try to wrestle the steering wheel out of the hands of the driver.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

I'm looking to be shot any time I step out of my car.

.. If I die, it will be in a good cause. I've been fighting for America just as much as the soldiers in Vietnam.

Put a small child in a playpen with an apple and a bunny.

If s/he eats the apple and plays with the bunny, s/he's normal;but if s/he eats the bunny and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Somewhere along the line we must have been TAUGHT to do the wrong thing.

The perfect racing car crosses the finish line first and subsequently falls into its component parts.

It is not my place to make judgments about the behavior of any other footballer.

Cars and women, things like that, have never been important to me. My family, and my belief in God and Jesus are the things which determine my life. I do want to live my life in the right way, and live my life close to God.

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