If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

— Flip Wilson

The most valuable Flip Wilson quotes that will activate your inner potential

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

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What you see is what you get.

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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

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I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season.

What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.

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It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

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My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school.

This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.

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Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

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My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

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When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

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With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends.

You've got to be good to make them laugh.

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About Flip Wilson

Quotes 21 sayings
Nationality American
Profession Comedian
Birthday October 16

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

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I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

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My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

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Funny is an attitude.

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Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

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Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

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Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.

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Things can be funny only when we are in fun.

When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

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