The pest of society are the egotist, they are dull and bright, sacred and profane, course and fine. It is a disease that like the flu falls on all constitutions.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
Christopher Moore flu quote

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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
— Thaksin Shinawatra

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
— Buck Henry

The ideal committee is one with me as the chairman, and two other members in bed with the flu.
— flu quotation by Lord Milverton