96 Garlic Quotes

Following is our list of garlic quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about garlic bread.

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Famous Garlic Quotes

Garlic is as good as ten mothers. — Les Blank

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it. — Peter Kay

Without garlic I simply would not care to live. — Louis Diat

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times. — Morley Safer

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. — Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke. — Thomas Nash

It's a comfort to always find pasta in the cupboard and garlic and parsley in the garden. — Alice Waters

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill. — William Shakespeare

An onion shared with a friend tastes like roast lamb. — Egyptian Proverbs

This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled. — Jonathan Swift

Don't underestimate the power of spices and herbs in promoting health. — Steven Gundry

The beet is the most intense of vegetables — Tom Robbins

Herbs are the friend of the physician and the pride of cooks. - Charlemagne

Herbs are the friend of the physician and the pride of cooks. — Charlemagne

The most poisonous source in any kitchen is a chef's ego. — Marco Pierre White

The solution to most of our health problems lies in our own kitchens. — Steven Gundry

Short Garlic Quotes

  • You can never have too much, butter. — Julie Powell
  • You can never have too much money. — Jess C Scott
  • You can never have too much sky. — Sandra Cisneros
  • If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic. — Heather Brewer
  • There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. — Louis Diat
  • The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter. — Yotam Ottolenghi
  • Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do. — William Shatner
  • There are many miracles in the world to be celebrated and, for me, garlic is the most deserving. — Leo Buscaglia
  • Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much. — Thomas Pynchon
  • Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath. — William Shakespeare

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Gaelic Quotes

There's a Celtic saying, "Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose." - Conor McGregor

There's a Celtic saying, "Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose." — Conor McGregor

Although, of course, my definition of evil is not everybody else's. Evil is being involved in the glamour and charm of material existence, glamour in its old Gaelic sense meaning enchantment with the look of things, rather than the soul of things. — Kenneth Anger

I have always loved Scottish music - all sorts of Celtic, Gaelic music. — Carter Burwell

The Gaelic League is founded not upon hatred of England, but upon love of Ireland. Hatred is a negative passion; it is powerful - a very powerful destroyer; but it is useless for building up. Love, on the other hand, is like faith; it can move mountains, and faith, we have mountains to move. — Douglas Hyde

God's help is nearer than the door. — William Gurney Benham

The work praises the man. — Charles L. Allen

"Sassenach." He had called me that from the first; the Gaelic word for outlander, a stranger. An Englishman. First in jest, then in affection. — Diana Gabaldon

Dubh is do?" I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn't been able to find the stupid word. "Should I be calling pubs poos?" "Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not. — Karen Marie Moning

Our language was even taken from us. The Irish Gaelic language was outlawed and the religion was outlawed. Hence the religion later being stronger; stronger to a negative point of view. But our venge was, I mean if you listen to Irish language, it's very complicated but it's very poetic. — Gavin Friday

My real name isn't Gavin. I was given Gavin Friday by my friends. I'm christened Fionan Hanvey, which is Gaelic and there is no actual English translation. I hated it as a kid but as I grew up I sort of went, "Now I like it." — Gavin Friday

Garlic Bread Quotes

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake. — Joan Rivers

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. — Gareth Gates

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than any feast. — Patience Gray

After waking up, I take my vitamins and eat fruit or, sometimes, bread with garlic, which is good for your health. — Jordi Molla

I'm not a vegetarian, and I like filet minion which is sort of a guilty pleasure because I have vegetarian leanings. I eat that once in a while, but generally speaking I like to eat vegetarian things. I really like pasta. I really like bread with olive oil and garlic and I like salads. — Jesse Michaels

Onion Quotes

We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables — the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers — to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences. — Jane Elliott

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. — Will Rogers

Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. — Carl Sandburg

When you first start off trying to solve a problem, the first solutions you come up with are very complex, and most people stop there. But if you keep going, and live with the problem and peel more layers of the onion off, you can often times arrive at some very elegant and simple solutions. — Steve Jobs

We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry season or spring onions during spring onion season. For us, food was part of the fabric of our day. — Mario Batali

To take care of your own onions. — French Proverbs

Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht. — Yevgeny Yevtushenko

Everyone looks for their own onion to cry. — Mexican Proverbs

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. — John Steinbeck

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Marie Laurencin

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More Garlic Quotes

My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie. — Angelo Pellegrini

The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps. — Jim Harrison

The grotesque prudishness and archness with which garlic is treated in [England] has led to the superstition that rubbing the bowl with it before putting the salad in gives sufficient flavor. It rather depends whether you are going to eat the bowl or the salad. — Elizabeth David

Peppers, garlic, hazelnuts and brazil nuts make my mouth, tongue and eyes swell and itch within minutes of eating them. — Andrea McLean

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic. — Anthony Bourdain

Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense. — Calvin Trillin

The air in Provence is impregnated with the aroma of garlic, which makes it very healthful to breathe. — Alexandre Dumas

My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker until it falls apart with simple mushrooms, some onions and lots of fresh thyme and garlic. — Tyler Florence

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. — Dr. Seuss

Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your garlic with respect...Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic. — Anthony Bourdain

The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants. — Diablo Cody

A basic all-purpose rub: mix together one or two tablespoons equal parts black pepper, granulated garlic, grilled onion, and onion powder. That will give you real good base for any kind of meat. Just increase the amount if you're grilling large quantities. — Johnny Trigg

And if you worry that not finishing the food on your plate is a slap in the face of all the hungry people everywhere, you are not living in reality. The truth is that you either throw the food out or you throw it in, but either way it turns to waste. World hunger will not be solved by finishing the garlic mashed potatoes on your plate. — Geneen Roth

Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn't eaten any. — Jean Rostand

This Bouillabaisse a noble dish is - A sort of soup or broth, or brew, Or hotchpotch of all sorts of fishes, That Greenwich never could outdo; Green herbs, red peppers, mussels, saffron, Soles, onions, garlic, roach, and dace; All these you eat at Terre's tavern, In that one dish of Bouillabaisse. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic - that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed. — Evelyn Waugh

It's very freaky in Chicago.There's something in the water there, I don't know what it is. But the actual word Chicago means, in the Indian language, garlic. It was just garlic and mosquitoes there. And that is the roughest city on the planet, and I been to every place in the world. — Quincy Jones

The most overrated ingredients are garlic and extra-virgin olive oil. With garlic, it's personal; I have never been that big of a fan of its flavor. As for extra-virgin olive oil, I do use it quite often but its ubiquity serves to overshadow many wonderful oils like pistachio, walnut, argan and even grapeseed. — Lela Rose

A plot without action is like pasta without garlic, like Dolly Parton without cleavage, and like a writer without his similes. — Dean Koontz

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic. — Rachael Ray

I believe in the magic of preparation. You can make just about any foods taste wonderful by adding herbs and spices. Experiment with garlic, cilantro, basil and other fresh herbs on vegetables to make them taste great. — Jorge Cruise

I love garlic, and I use it often. — Eric Ripert

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