quote by Norm Crosby

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

— Norm Crosby

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Get smart quote Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choi
Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice.
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Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

Get smart quote Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarte
Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selevtive you become.

You have your whole life ahead of you.

Be smart. Study hard and be independent. I'm afraid the chances of your getting a dowry are slim. You must rely on yourself. No matter what else people may steal from you, they will never be able to take away your knowledge. The world is changing. You must make your own life outside this home.

Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious.

The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.


When you get hit that's when you've got to be calm.

A professional fighter has to learn how to hit and not get hit, and at the same time be exciting. That's what professional boxing is about. You've got to be clever, you've got to be smart, and not get hit, and when you're able to do this, you're a fighter.

Get smart quote Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.
Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.

If your emotional abilities aren't in hand, if you don't have self-awareness, if you are not able to manage your distressing emotions, if you can't have empathy and have effective relationships, then no matter how smart you are, you are not going to get very far.

Get smart quote Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.

Get smart quote Ask yourself if what you're doing today is getting you closer to where you want
Ask yourself if what you're doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm.

Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth.

We get so worried about being pretty.

Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong.

Get smart quote Analyze your mistakes. You've already paid the tuition, you might as well get th
Analyze your mistakes. You've already paid the tuition, you might as well get the lesson.

I like to think I'm pretty smart with what I was able to do academically, but whenever I get on the field I turn into the Incredible Hulk and I am unstoppable.

Push yourself, when you get smart up top (in your head), your skills will fall right into place.

There's a great appetite for smart television.

Every day I get up and there are interesting stories I want to do.

Get smart quote Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where
Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else. Don't allow others to control the direction of your life. Don't allow your emotions to overpower your intelligence.

Work hard but work smart. Always. Every day. Nothing is handed to you and nothing is easy. You're not owed anything... No job or task is too small or beneath you. If you want to get ahead, volunteer to do the things no one else wants to do, and do it better. Be a sponge. Be open and learn.

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.


When you get to that level, it's not a matter of talent anymore - because all the players are so talented - it's about preparation, about playing smart and making good decisions.

Get smart quote You must tell yourself "No matter how hard it is, or how hard it gets, I'm going
You must tell yourself "No matter how hard it is, or how hard it gets, I'm going to make it".

I never cut class. I loved getting A's, I liked being smart. I liked being on time. I thought being smart is cooler than anything in the world.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

It's important to be smart, but it's also important to be active with your intelligence. The more you sit around over-thinking things, the more trouble you get into.

Get smart quote Some people feel the rain. Other just get wet.
Some people feel the rain. Other just get wet.

Work smart. Get things done. No nonsense. Move fast.


After I played him for the first time, I said 'Let's see.

He's four or five inches taller. He's 40 or 50 pounds heavier. His vertical leap is at least as good as mine. He can get up and down the floor as well as I can. And he's smart. The real problem with all this is I have to show up.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Get smart quote The smarter you get, the less you speak.
The smarter you get, the less you speak.

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

Some guys are football smart and they're not smart in other ways.

Other guys get 1500 on their SATs and can't get a double-team block right. No, that definitely, in my experience, sometimes it correlates, sometimes it doesn't. I don't think you just take it for granted.

I learned just to be a belligerent asshole, which was really: "You have to get what you need to get out of it." You have to fight for things you believe in, and you have to be smart about how you position it so that you don't just become white noise.

Get smart quote Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get mor
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.

The Charge will change your life. Our brains are hard wired to meet specific human drives, and learning to harness and activate those drives is the secret to success and happiness. This is a smart and beautifully written book, and it will electrify your life. Get this book!

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

The villain is usually the most interesting part.

But it has to be a smart thing. Just dumb cliché villains with a Russian accent and big muscles and a mean face, I don’t know. My Russian accent isn’t that great, and the muscles aren’t that big and the mean face is not enough. You know what I mean? It gets very boring. Tedious stuff.