Simplicity, to me, has always been the essence of good taste. — Cary Grant
There's no such thing as simple. Simple is hard. — Martin Scorsese
Simplicity means the achievement of maximum effect with minimum means. — Koichi Kawana
Big ideas are usually simple ideas. — David Ogilvy
Because simplicity isn't the greatest thing in the world, but love. — Bo Sanchez
Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. — Isaac Newton
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger Dijkstra
Great Simpsons Image Quotes
Silence is a source of great strength.
Funniest Simpsons Quotes
Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Matt Groening
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. — Matt Groening
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. — Oscar Wilde
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. — Matt Groening
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something. — Matt Groening
Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Matt Groening
Homer no function beer well without. — Matt Groening
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta
Simpson Quotes
OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?' — Norm MacDonald
America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay! — Matt Groening
I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. — Matt Groening
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
I'm kind of a dork. I don't have much game. I'm not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons. — Wentworth Miller
When the American people saw the LA riots and crowds of Blacks cheering O.J. Simpson (who was acquitted by the almost all Black jury), they received a peek into their future. — David Duke
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening
Acknowledge all of your small victories. They will eventually add up to something great.
Everything I know about pop culture I know from 'The Simpsons,' and they say the Grammys aren't very good. — Jonny Greenwood
The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to. — Joseph Wambaugh
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? — Dan Castellaneta
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and gunmakers are responsible for criminals' acts, and nobody is responsible for O. J. Simpson's acts, something is wrong. — Charlton Heston
I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me. — Homer
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. — Matt Groening
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. — Homer
Art is what separates us from the animals. — Iimani David
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. — Homer
Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies. — Christopher Titus
But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. — Matt Groening
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? — Matt Groening
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. — Sayings
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? — Homer
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off! — Homer
Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. — Homer
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. — Homer
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. — Homer
I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. — Homer
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice. — Homer
'The Simpsons' appearances were great fun. But I don't take them too seriously. I think 'The Simpsons' have treated my disability responsibly. — Stephen Hawking
When you're trying to come up with an idea for a movie it's actually the hardest part - the germ of the idea. Inevitably you think of something that would be great and then discover that it was on an episode of The Simpsons. — Diablo Cody
There are countless times where you're trying to channel somebody who's not there, but that's what you have to do. But Audrey Geisel, who has executive produced this film and Horton, and who works remarkably close with me, is a great source of information. (The Simpsons creator) Matt Groening once told me that one of the most important roles that he fulfills on The Simpsons is being the keeper of the integrity of the original vision. — Christopher Meledandri
I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air. — Matt Groening
Jenny Simpson loses her shoe in the women's fifteen hundred, with a lap and a half to go, destroying her chances to repeat as world champion, and she gives the most gracious interview afterward about how she's had a wonderful career already. Great for Jenny Simpson. Bad for the sport! We need drama! — Malcolm Gladwell
The early seasons of 'The Simpsons' had a great deal of heart. That's what I'm trying to pull from, the kind of stuff that goes straight to kids' hearts. When they're watching, they don't necessarily know why they love something. — Fred Seibert
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