I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott housekeeping quote

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
— Thornton Wilder

But as to women, who can penetrate the real sufferings of their she condition? Man's very sympathy with their estate has much of selfishness and more suspicion. Their love, their virtue, beauty, education, but form good housekeepers, to breed a nation.
— housekeeping quotation by Lord Byron