The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. — Dudley Moore
You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley. — Kim Kardashian
Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list. — Marilyn vos Savant
The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there. — David Lee
Take it easy driving– the life you save may be mine. — James Dean
The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. — Murray Walker
My most prized possession was my library card from the Oakland Public Library. — Bill Russell
A black, a Puerto Rican and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The police. — Muhammad Ali
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes. — Demetri Martin
The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card. — E. L. Doctorow
Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough. — Action Bronson
When I notice a rear wheel overtaking me, I know I'm sitting in a Lotus. — Graham Hill
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!" — Henny Youngman
License Quotes
Judges,lawyers an politicians have a license to steal.We don't need one. — Carlo Gambino
The majority should not be punished and subjected to a licensing curfew because of the bad behavior of the minority. — Tessa Jowell
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. — Frank Zappa
The place you are looking for is the plate from which you are looking.
The liberty to make our laws does not give us the freedom nor the license to break our laws! — William McKinley
In fact, allowing immigrants to have licenses actually improves homeland security by allowing our government to track who is in our borders. — Joe Baca
If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far. It doesn't matter if today is your first day or if you've been running for twenty years. There is no test to pass, no license to earn, no membership card to get. You just run. — John Bingham
For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments. — James Brady
In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane. — Phyllis Diller
If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed. — Lyle Lovett
Freedom of the press is essential to the preservation of a democracy; but there is a difference between freedom and license. Editorialists who tell downright lies in order to advance their own agendas do more to discredit the press than all the censors in the world. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
Plate Quotes
For the birth of something new, there has to be a happening. Newton saw an apple fall; James Watt watched a kettle boil; Roentgen fogged some photographic plates. And these people knew enough to translate ordinary happenings into something new. — Alexander Fleming
The so-called nouvelle cuisine usually means not enough on your plate and too much on your bill. — Paul Bocuse
Lost in this young world, I'm just trying to navigate See the pie sliced, I'm just trying to grab a plate. — G-Eazy
Transfer the point of concentration to some object outside of yourself - another person, a puzzle, a broken plate that you are gluing. — Sanford Meisner
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder
Somebody once asked me if I ever went up to the plate trying to hit a home run. I said, 'Sure, every time.' — Mickey Mantle
Multi-tasking is like balancing spinning plates. Sure, it sounds exciting but you’ll never unlock the compounding effects of narrowly focused attention. — Alex Hormozi
Any man will follow any feminine looking thing down any dark alley; I've always wanted to see a man beaten to a shit bloody pulp with a high-heeled shoe stuffed up his mouth, sort of the pig with the apple; it would be good to put him on a serving plate but you'd need good silver. — Andrea Dworkin
I tried the religion scam in Miami, so I know how hard that gig is. But, if you can get it to work, starting your own religion is a license to print money. — Lenny Bruce
When you get your driving license [in Austria], you check the box if you do not want to donate your organ. Nobody checks boxes. That's too much effort. One percent check the box. — Shlomo Benartzi
Every place in the country you should get a license that shows you know how to safely store it, keep it away from your children or grandchildren. You should have to license it so the police can trace it if it's used in a crime. — Michael D. Barnes
Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties. — Frank Zappa
Getting your license gives you the right to pick your nose in the car. — Taylor Hanson
In most states, it's more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right now, there are more tigers in the state of Texas than in all of India. — Tippi Hedren
I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go. — Jay Leno
Home Plate Quotes
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. — Satchel Paige
Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection. — Red Smith
He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus. — George Brett
Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. — Satchel Paige
To be good you've gotta have a lot of little boy in you. When you see Willie Mays and Ted Williams jumping and hopping around the bases after hitting a home run, and the kissing and hugging that goes on at home plate, you realize they have to be little boys. — Roy Campanella
When you go to home plate with a lot of confidence, you feel that you can hit any pitch. — Adrian Beltre
I always tried to watch the pitcher and his complete windup from the moment he had the ball in his glove all the way through his motion, and tried to follow it all the way out of his hand, all the way to home plate. — Harmon Killebrew
Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate. I saw their folks more that day than they did the whole weekend. — Bob Uecker
I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguements. — Bill Klem
My dream was to go to Nashville. I had my sights set on my dream. I used to have an '89 Toyota Ford truck. On the front of the truck, I had this license plate with cowboy boots and a guitar that I had airbrushed at Wal-Mart. It said 'Chasin' A Dream.' That was kind of my motto. — Josh Turner
If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I keep a whole log. I take pictures of their cars, write down license plate numbers, everything. If they do it again, I can go to the police. I know my rights and, believe me, I will have them arrested. I will stop at nothing. — Gwyneth Paltrow
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate." — Rodney Dangerfield
Didn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona? — Beverly Cleary
Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something tourists like to say a lot because they've never been around so many mountains and moose before. — Tom Bodett
I was thinking about New Mexico, and I rounded the corner in New York, and there was a New Mexico license plate: "New Mexico, land of enchantment." — William S. Burroughs
There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You know, I want to wait until I'm in a court. — Patty Hearst
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. — Jeff Foxworthy
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. — Erma Bombeck
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father. — Chelsea Handler
The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car. — Lady Gaga
I love to make stories out of license plates on cars about the initials and the numbers - my mum used to do that with me. — Olivia Newton-John
Not playing by the rules, not seeing things conventionally, that's the heart of who he [ Steve Jobs] is, and he does it in small ways of everyday rebellion just almost to assert who he is, like not putting a license plate on his car. — Walter Isaacson
Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor. — David Letterman
When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup. — Hunter S. Thompson
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