I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man. — Johnny Weir
Short Mustache Quotes
You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend. — Marty Feldman
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches. — Liam Payne
My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era. — John Oates
No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down. — Sam Neill
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs. — Edmond Rostand
My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now. — Tom Selleck
Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away. — Sam the Sham
Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — J. K. Rowling
No wife, no horse, no mustache — Robert Anton Wilson
Moustache Quotes
Some of my best friends are tattooed from head to toe. Some would never think of it. Some are rocking a mullet and a moustache and others are clean cut. It's funny that you don't need to speak the same language or look like someone to fit in. — Travis Pastrana
I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache. — Rich Sommer
In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today. They don't want their villain to be thrown at them with green limelight on his face. They want an ordinary human being with failings. — Alfred Hitchcock
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something. — Bill Murray
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly
A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil. — Jean-Paul Sartre
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it. — Billy Childish
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it. — Mark Spitz
It became the middle finger I couldn’t raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war. — Robin Olds
Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you. — Ajahn Chah
I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog. — Jean Dujardin
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. — Neil Tennant
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache. — Hannibal Buress
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes. — Natalie Portman
A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person. — Jason Sudeikis
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache. — G. K. Chesterton
A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do. — Laini Taylor
If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you. — Pete Holmes
My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid. — Jenson Button
I put a mustache and some eyebrows on, and I looked just like Nicolas Cage. ... We have the same amazingly handsome good looks. — Marilyn Manson
Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache. — Jesse Peyronel
I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays. — John Hodgman
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. — Carrie Brownstein
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. — Yasmine Bleeth
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache. — Lee Tergesen
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache. — Noel Coward
I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school. — John Oates
I finally made up my mind that I would neither disclaim the black race nor claim the white race; but that I would change my name, raise a mustache, and let the world take me for what it would; that it was not necessary for me to go about with a label of inferiority pasted across my forehead. — James Weldon Johnson
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. — Groucho Marx
I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache. — Billy Campbell
I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[] — John G. Schmitz
At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop. — Chuck Palahniuk
The problem for me is that I look like so many people in my family, so I can't really see anything. Except I could say that I look rather like my father without his mustache. — Tilda Swinton
I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache. — Hari Kondabolu
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