100 Peanut Butter Quotes

Following is our list of peanut butter quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about you are my peanut to my butter.

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Famous Peanut Butter Quotes

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. — Florence Fabricant

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles Monroe Schulz

Aint nuttin' but a peanut. — Ronnie Coleman

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. — Anna Nicole Smith

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! - Laura Wilkinson

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! — Laura Wilkinson

I like almonds as a snack - keeps your energy up but doesn't fill you up. — Ina Garten

Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. — John C. Maxwell

You can never have too much, butter. — Julie Powell

My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside. - Chester Bennington

My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside. — Chester Bennington

Short Peanut Butter Quotes

  • Everybody's eating all my - brownies, granola, anything you eat cooked, I can find you raw. — Carol Alt
  • Scooby snack. Jurassic. Plastic. Gas. Booby Trap — Ghostface Killah
  • Almond milk + cinnamon crunch = major key to success. — DJ Khaled
  • I'm a nut, but not just a nut. — Bill Murray
  • Cheeseburger in paradise! — Jimmy Buffett
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
  • Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it. — Nigel Slater
  • I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. — Gaylord Perry
  • Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran
  • Stay crunchy, even in milk. — Joss Whedon

Peanut Butter Image Quotes

Peanut Butter Sandwiches Quotes

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. — Janet Evanovich

Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast. — Anna D. Shapiro

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! — Rick Riordan

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked. — Channing Tatum

Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find me without a peanut butter sandwich in my bag at races or without a jar of peanut butter when I am heading to Europe. — Kristin Armstrong

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend. — Dianne Wiest

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. — Jozy Altidore

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. — Gwen Stefani

Peanut Butter And Jelly Quotes

I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here. — Ronnie Van Zant

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. — Julia Roberts

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. — Janet Evanovich

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. — Bobby Flay

If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. — Barbara Johnson

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Pharrell Williams

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. — Michael T. Flynn

In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball. — George Vecsey

Peanut Quotes

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. — Charles M. Schulz

The Saudis will make Michael Saylor look like a peanut. — Max Keiser

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there. — Evan Peters

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin! — Charles M. Schulz

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. — Mark Lowry

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face. — Graham Coxon

It was magic, I felt the bond between us. She was a jelly to my peanuts, Mars to Venus, The Earth to my sun, moon and stars, We added up mathematically... It's like I had a bad habit, B! — Ghostface Killah

We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like my parents are totally overreacting - they caught me eating a tiny little bag of airline peanuts and they kicked me out of his funeral. — Anthony Jeselnik

I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down. — Bill Engvall

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back. — Charles M. Schulz

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More Peanut Butter Quotes

Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all? — Betty Friedan

I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I stopped and I lost a lot of weight because my appetite was less. I'm not skinny now - I'm spindly. I eat an extremely simple diet - mostly salmon, avocado, feta cheese, chicken, eggs, peanut butter, blueberries, and quinoa. — Nick Antosca

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter. — Sarah Jessica Parker

I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top. — Wendy Mass

Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for you 'cause they grow peanuts in old cotton fields to clean the toxins out of the soil, But hey, you like peanutbutter and I like you! — Andrea Gibson

I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what? — Janet Evanovich

What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting... And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge... Or better yet, eat them. — Rush Limbaugh

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. — Kate DiCamillo

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! — Richard Simmons

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly around real good. When we found out Joe could cut off the crusts, well, that's when we knew we had something special. — Nick Jonas

While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter. — Christie Rampone

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson

When I became vegan I thought I would have to deprive myself of certain sweets that I loved so much, like caramel and peanut butter cups, but on the contrary! — Kat Von D

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together. — Richard Whitehead

There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't have that in the house. Random little small mini candy bars, don't even think about it. I just have to watch everything. I have to stay between 1500 and 1600 calories a day. That's it. — Richard Simmons

I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting sick or injured. Bananas have also made a great comeback in my life. My kids eat them all the time on the go, which has inspired my go-to pre-run morning meal of peanut butter and banana on toast. — Summer Sanders

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