90 Redneck Humor Quotes
Following is our list of redneck humor quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about dirty jokes.
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Famous Redneck Humor Quotes
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. — Jeff Foxworthy
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. — Gretchen Wilson
You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. — Jeff Foxworthy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks. — Charlie Daniels
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. — Jeff Foxworthy
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly. — Willie Robertson
When there's no girls around, there's humor. — Joe Gatto
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. — Jeff Foxworthy
We have a new joke on the reservation: 'What is cultural deprivation?' Answer: 'Being an upper-middle class white kid living in a split-level suburban home with a color TV.' — John Fire Lame Deer
The best humor is offered up to you by the stupidity of your opponents. — Barney Frank
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark
All humor is rooted in pain. — Richard Pryor
Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery. — Bill Mauldin
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. — William James
Short Redneck Humor Quotes
- Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. — Mark Twain
- Humor is just another defense against the universe. — Mel Brooks
- Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. — Romain Gary
- Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. — Roman Gary
- Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones. — Jason Aldean
- Humor is the mask of wisdom. — Friedrich Durrenmatt
- You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. — Tina Fey
- Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation. — Viktor E. Frankl
- We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. — Robin Williams
- One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. — Chinese Proverbs
You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy
Dirty Jokes Quotes
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. — Woody Allen
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood. — Gloria Steinem
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell
Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle. — Helena Bonham Carter
The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site. — Warren Farrell
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay away from conversation that is sprinkled with foul and filthy words. You will be happier if you do so, and your example will give strength to others. — Gordon B. Hinckley
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and will die of sexual exertions in the arms of his mistress. — Don Delillo
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line. — Roman Polanski
Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. — Bob Saget
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More Redneck Humor Quotes
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape. — Jeff Foxworthy
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. — Oprah Winfrey
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. — Jeff Foxworthy
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'? — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve. — Jeff Foxworthy
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