quote by Walter Matthau

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

— Walter Matthau

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Six months quote The six best doctors: Sunshine, water, rest, air, exercise and diet.

The six best doctors: Sunshine, water, rest, air, exercise and diet.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

Treat your password like your toothbrush.

Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Six months quote Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I remember in the early days when we played six nights a week for a month and I was doing my long drum solo every night. My hands were covered in blisters.

Hospice means end-of-life care. The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that you have six months or less to live.

Six months quote If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble,

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

I was six months old at the time that I was taken, with my mother and father, from Sacramento, California, and placed in internment camps in the United States.

Friday was Atlanta. That was fifteen bucks. Once a month, we made a six hundred mile trip from Indianapolis down to Atlanta, and at fifteen dollars, by the time you feed yourself and buy gasoline, you're minus about ten bucks.

I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.

Six months quote A great attitude becomes a great day which becomes a great month which becomes a

A great attitude becomes a great day which becomes a great month which becomes a great year which becomes a great life.

In the first six to twelve months of a war with the United States and Great Britain I will run wild and win victory upon victory. But then, if the war continues after that, I have no expectation of success.

Your Marines having been under my command for nearly six months, I feel that I can give you a discriminating report as to their excellent standing with their brothers of the army and their general good conduct.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes -- and six months later you have to start all over again.

Six months quote A day in the country is worth a month in the city.

A day in the country is worth a month in the city.

Somebody talked me into writing an autobiography about six or seven years ago.

And I said I'd try. We talked into a tape recorder, and after a couple of months, I said, To hell with it. I was so depressed. It was like saying, 'This is the end.' I was more interested in what the hell was coming the next day or the next week.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he'd be on Mount Rushmore by now.

Six months quote To achieve you need a to-do list. To achieve greatness you need a not-to-do list

To achieve you need a to-do list. To achieve greatness you need a not-to-do list. Use this tip for your personal success and business goals. Start writing down aspirations you don’t need to get done right now and use as monthly moonshot goals. I prefer to call this a “not-yet-list.” It helps keep your “to-do-list” shorter without losing sight of a great idea. Eventually items from the not-yet-list move to the to-do-list.

I've found that eating vegan the last five or six months has really given me energy, I feel good and I look fabulous.

I applied for a scholarship to Curtis Institute of Music in Philadelphia.

I knew I was good enough, but they turned me down. And it took me about six months to realize it was because I was black. I never really got over that jolt of racism at the time.

I did a play I think my first six months on the show, called Bullpen.

Then I got involved with Theater Forty and did this play called Plastic which is about two male models coming to a casting call.

Six months quote Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Getting a chance to practice six months against my own teammates, who I consider the best soccer players in the world, there's no way I couldn't improve.

She belongs to the winter that is past, to the darkness that is over, and has no part or lot in the life I shall lead for the next six months. Oh, I could dance and sing for joy that the spring is here! What a ressurection of beauty there is in my garden, and of brightest hope in my heart.

If you were lost for America, there is nobody who could keep the army and the revolution [going] for six months.

Six months quote It's about posting it forward. All digital leaders have mastered the art of post

It's about posting it forward. All digital leaders have mastered the art of posting-it-forward. Digital hugs" are crucial in a world with decreased face time. You may feel pretty confident in your face-to-face skills, but have you mastered digital messaging? The power of posting-it-forward is monumental. In fact, you will attract more followers digitally in two days than you will in two months if you show interest in your audience versus trying to get them interested in you.

When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship - first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you've stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.

Christians don't steal or lie, they don't get divorced or have abortions.

If the Ten Commandments were followed by everyone we would be able to fire half the police force and in six months the prisons would be all half empty.

A woman's wardrobe shouldn't change every six months.

You should be able to use the pieces you already own and add to them. Because they are like timeless classics.

I knew that if I wrote a new book every six months or every year, if I continued to read great books, eventually I would write something worthy of publication. I understood I might be in my forties or my fifties or even my sixties, but I felt confident that it would happen.

Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I would just do stand-up for six months and think I was really making it, and when my unemployment ran out, I had to get another job immediately.

If you want to succeed in your life, remember this phrase: That past does not equal the future. Because you failed yesterday; or all day today; or a moment ago; or for the last six months; the last sixteen years; or the last fifty years of life, doesn't mean anything... All that matters is: What are you going to do, right now?

We are using new technologies in meaningful ways.

To build our new refinery in 60 percent of the time it took to build our first, we are training 20,000 people in a new generation of welding technology in six months.

If for nine years I have possessed a goodly apple that is rotten at the core and discover its rottenness only in nine years and six months less four days, isn't it true to say that for nine years I possessed a goodly apple?

Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections.

So that between the Cape of St. Maria and Japan we were four months and twenty-two days; at which time there were no more than six besides myself that could stand upon his feet.

I'm not going to entertain something that took place not three months, not six months, not a year but two years ago. I'm not going to sit up here and say anything about it, whether I did or did not do it, because I don't want to beat a dead horse talking about it. It's not going to affect me any way, shape or fashion.

What a different world it was when I first sailed for Europe in 1930, with my mother, sister, and brother to spend six months abroad.

As far as viewpoints, I think I'm more well-rounded and definitely more educated, and probably more hopeful than I used to be. I think when you're young and you get into a cause, you get frustrated with it within a few years, or six months.

I hitchhiked, took trucks 'n' trains - anything that would pick me up.

I stopped in Memphis for about six months and they found me and come got me. Stayed about a month an' split again.

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