Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
— Jim Davidson
The most eye-opening Jim Davidson quotes that are life-changing and eye-opening
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.
