9+ Soupy Sales Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Soupy Sales quotes and sayings.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? A fire truck! — Soupy Sales

Hey, kids! I want you to tiptoe into your parents bedrooms, look in their pockets for all the green pieces of paper with the pictures of the guys in beards, and send them to Soupy Sales at channel 5 in New York. — Soupy Sales

I took my wife to a baseball game. I kissed her on the strikes, and she kissed me on the balls. — Soupy Sales

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli. — Soupy Sales

My wife can’t cook, but she sure can cream my banana! — Soupy Sales

Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you. — Soupy Sales

One woman wrote a letter to the Federal Communications Commission complaining that I was teaching kids to steal. — Soupy Sales

Show me a giant rooster chasing a member of Parliament, and I’ll show you a chicken catch a Tory. — Soupy Sales

I climbed up a tree and kissed my girl between the limbs. — Soupy Sales