98 Bald Head Quotes
Following is our list of bald head quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about bald.
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Famous Bald Head Quotes
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David
Women love a self-confident bald man. — Larry David
The people are with the people and the bald guy is combing his hair. — Moroccan Proverbs
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world. — Gedde Watanabe
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them. — John Glenn
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. — Chinese Proverbs
Experience is the comb that life gives a bald man – A man who has lived long enough to lose his hair will no doubt know a thing or two about life. — Irish Proverbs
You do not lament the loss of hair of one who has been beheaded. — Joseph Stalin
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. — Oliver Herford
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. — Garry Shandling
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman
I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic. — Vin Diesel
Short Bald Head Quotes
- Wisdom is the comb given to a man after he has lost his hair. — Irish Proverbs
- Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. — Wayne Rooney
- What a splendid head, yet no brain. — Aesop
- A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. — Dale Carnegie
- There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. — P. G. Wodehouse
- A hairstyle's not a lifestyle. — Jello Biafra
- Gray hair is God's graffiti. — Bill Cosby
- No barber shaves so close but another finds worke. — George Herbert
- I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. — Andre Agassi
- The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut. — R. Kelly
Bald Man Quotes
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. — Bruce Robinson
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. — Henry David Thoreau
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican. — Roddy Doyle
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders. — Henryk Sienkiewicz
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland
You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies. — Aesop
Call the bald man, Boy; make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace. — Helen Rowland
Bald Quotes
Bald people can always find a comb. — Thai Proverbs
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles. — Karen Armstrong
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are- bald or old or fat or poor, successful or struggling- when you don't feel the need to apologize for anything or to deny anything. To be comfortable in your own skin is the beginning of strength. — Charles Handy
You cannot pull hair from the bald. — Filipino Proverbs
The future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of an American Bald Eagle will visit you and wreak havoc and destruction upon your existence. — Allen West
Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling. — Tite Kubo
Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind. — Bulgarian Proverbs
It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great blue herons, the bald eagles, the salmon, that we are sorry. — Brenda Peterson
I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it would be uneven and they would be left bald — Natalie
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. — W. S. Gilbert
Shaved Head Quotes
He has soaked a hundred heads — Afghan Proverbs
I've always wanted to shave my head for a role because I've wanted to play a character who had a shaved head. I don't know what the fascination is. — Elisha Cuthbert
I was really excited to get to shave my head - it's something I'd wanted to do for a while and now I had a good excuse. It was nice to shed that level of vanity. — Natalie Portman
I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter. — David Ginola
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back. — Richard O'Brien
After a while, you crave pajamas and a shaved head. — Andrew Garfield
I'll do anything. I'll shave my head for the right job. I'm partial to my facial hair, I guess, but I also enjoy doing something where I look totally different, which is kind of the reason why I've always worn long hair. I can really change my look radically by getting rid of it. — Sam Elliott
Buddhism isn't about temples, and incense, and shaved heads, and robes. It's not about church. There are aspects of Buddhism that involve that. People enjoy that, it helps them, it strengthens their practice. — Frederick Lenz
The hair of his face, on the contrary, carroty and flaming, resembled a growth of copper wire clipped short to the line of the lip; while, no matter how close he shaved, fiery metallic gleams passed, when he moved his head, over the surface of his cheeks. — Joseph Conrad
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More Bald Head Quotes
I have often urged my young friends, when faced with an adversary, to "play polo" with him; i.e., not to go at him bald-headed but to ride side by side with him and gradually edge him off your track. Never lose your temper with him. If you are in the right there is no need to, if you are in the wrong you can't afford to. — Robert Baden-Powell
A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested. When a person gets up and says 'I can still do it', he's a champion. If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler
Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp. — Kool Keith
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce
I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine. — Telly Savalas
New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs. — Jimmy Fallon
It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover. — L. M. Boyd
Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind. — Rita Rudner
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime. — Teri Polo
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. — Eugene Field
Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality. — Charlie Brooker
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. — Benjamin Franklin
Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous. — Isaac Asimov
It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque houses was occupied predominantly by bald-headed men. In fact, such a row became known as the bald-headed row. It might be assumed from this on statistical evidence that the continued close observation of chorus girls in tights caused loss of hair from the top of the head. — Harry S.N. Greene
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but - whack - his palm come on his own head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES. — Aesop
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed, Though I have seen my head grown slightly bald brought in upon a platter,I am no prophet--and here's no great matter;I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,And in short, I was afraid. — T. S. Eliot
The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around. — Francois Rabelais
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. — Karl Pilkington
An hour before I got cast in [Victorious] they called and asked if it'd be okay for them to do ANYTHING they wanted with my hair, even a blue mohawk or a bald head and I eagerly said yes! — Ariana Grande
The only problem with Mitch [Pileggi, the actor who plays Skinner] is that his bald head means there's nothing to hold onto when he starts to buck. — David Duchovny
Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears. — Bruce Willis
You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head — Timothy Miller
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. — Bion of Borysthenes
Well, I don't want no bald headed woman. — Lightnin' Hopkins
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. — Jennifer Coolidge
Better a bald head than none at all. — Austin O'Malley
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. — Mark Twain
At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start. — Frank Cady
If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's late at night, I'm walking to the other side of the street. And if on that side of the street, there's a guy that has tattoos all over his face, white guy, bald head, tattoos everywhere, I'm walking back to the other side of the street, and the list goes on of stereotypes that we all live up to and are fearful of. — Mark Cuban
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! — Albert Brooks
He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren't bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath. — Jeaniene Frost
Lissa lowered her voice and added, "I might not even go to school anyway. I might defer and join the Peace Corps and go to Africa and shave my head and dig latrines." "Shave your head?" I said, because, really, this was the most ludicrous part of the whole thing. "You? Do you have any idea how ugly most people's bare heads are? They've got all kinds of bumps, Lissa. And you won't know until it's too late and you're flat-out bald. — Sarah Dessen
Redd stared at the bald head bent down before her. How refreshing Vollrath's sacrifice was. He didn't beg for his life. He didn't embarrasss himself with groveling or sniveling, or appeals to her nomexistent mercy. Thinking that he might still be helpful in finding her Looking Glass Maze, she said, "I'm feeling generous today. You get to live. — Frank Beddor
The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside. — Robert A. Heinlein
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us something worth knowing, Bring us back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot. — J. K. Rowling
…and the next moment all of them were filled with wonder. For they saw, standing in just the spot the screen had hidden, a little old man, with a bald head and a wrinkled face, who seemed to be as much surprised as they were. — L. Frank Baum
When she was fifteen if you'd told her that when she was twenty she'd be going to bed with bald-headed men and liking it, she would have thought you very abstract. — H. G. Wells
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