78 Bald Man Quotes
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Famous Bald Man Quotes
Women love a self-confident bald man. — Larry David
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David
The people are with the people and the bald guy is combing his hair. — Moroccan Proverbs
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
Experience is the comb that life gives a bald man – A man who has lived long enough to lose his hair will no doubt know a thing or two about life. — Irish Proverbs
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them. — John Glenn
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald. — Chinese Proverbs
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him. — Dale Carnegie
You do not lament the loss of hair of one who has been beheaded. — Joseph Stalin
A man without a mustache is a man without a soul. — Confucius
I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world. — Gedde Watanabe
Wisdom is the comb given to a man after he has lost his hair. — Irish Proverbs
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Short Bald Man Quotes
- Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. — Wayne Rooney
- No barber shaves so close but another finds worke. — George Herbert
- Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox. — Roddy Piper
- I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. — Andre Agassi
- I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman
- There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. — P. G. Wodehouse
- Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald. — Hippocrates
- A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. — Oliver Herford
- The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs. — Hunter S. Thompson
- Chins without beards deserve no honor. — Proverbs
Bald Head Quotes
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. — Bruce Robinson
A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested. When a person gets up and says 'I can still do it', he's a champion. If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler
Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp. — Kool Keith
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders. — Henryk Sienkiewicz
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland
I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine. — Telly Savalas
New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs. — Jimmy Fallon
It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover. — L. M. Boyd
Bald Quotes
Bald people can always find a comb. — Thai Proverbs
It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature. I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles. — Karen Armstrong
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are- bald or old or fat or poor, successful or struggling- when you don't feel the need to apologize for anything or to deny anything. To be comfortable in your own skin is the beginning of strength. — Charles Handy
You cannot pull hair from the bald. — Filipino Proverbs
The future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of an American Bald Eagle will visit you and wreak havoc and destruction upon your existence. — Allen West
Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling. — Tite Kubo
Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind. — Bulgarian Proverbs
It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great blue herons, the bald eagles, the salmon, that we are sorry. — Brenda Peterson
I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it would be uneven and they would be left bald — Natalie
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. — W. S. Gilbert
People Writing About Bald Man
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Larry David |
84 | 608 |
 Irish Proverbs |
107 | 8 |
 Moroccan Proverbs |
111 | 1 |
 George Carlin |
932 | 11627 |
 John Glenn |
54 | 2404 |
 Chinese Proverbs |
119 | 7413 |
More Bald Man Quotes
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. — Henry David Thoreau
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican. — Roddy Doyle
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies. — Aesop
Call the bald man, Boy; make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace. — Helen Rowland
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial
Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men. — Marilyn Suzanne Miller
To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for a boy compared with the pains of a man who has lived pretty long in the exhilarating world that drugs or strong waters seem to create and is trying to live now in the first bald desolation created by knocking them off. — C. E. Montague
hopes dance best on bald men's hair — E. E. cummings
[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child. — Elizabeth Hurley
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but - whack - his palm come on his own head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES. — Aesop
We who have seen him now, light on his feet, smooth moving as a leopard, a young man with an old man's science, the most beautiful fighting machine I have ever seen, may live to see him fat, slow, old, and bald taking a beating from a younger man. But I would like to hazard a prediction that whoever beats Joe Louis in an honest fight in the next fifteen years will have to get up the floor to do it. — Ernest Hemingway
Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman. — P. J. O'Rourke
To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for a boy compared with the pains of a man who has lived pretty long in the exhilarating world that drugs or strong waters seem to create and is trying to live now in the first bald desolation created by knocking them off. — Charles Edward Montague
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer. — Jack O'Neill
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. — Victor Gold
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! — Terry Pratchett
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! — Albert Brooks
I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too. — Erma Bombeck
They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there. — Ally Carter
Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln. — Richard Paul Evans
The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside. — Robert A. Heinlein
…and the next moment all of them were filled with wonder. For they saw, standing in just the spot the screen had hidden, a little old man, with a bald head and a wrinkled face, who seemed to be as much surprised as they were. — L. Frank Baum
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