Bragging Quotes

I never brag, how real i keep it, cause thats the best secret.

You'll never catch me bragging about goals, but I'll talk all you want about my assists.

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

The United States brags about its political system, but the President says one thing during the election, something else when he takes office, something else at midterm and something else when he leaves.

Be brave, my heart. Plant your feet and square your shoulders to the enemy. Meet him among the man-killing spears. Hold your ground. In victory, do not brag; in defeat, do not weep.

There is a difference between conceit and confidence.

Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done.

It's not bragging if you can back it up.

In life I learned that you should not brag, until you've done it And even worse than that.. Could you do it again?? That's why I'm always humble, humbleness is a brave man's obligation, since he knows what it takes to accomplish a great deed

There is no other organ quite like the uterus.

If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we

If you done it, it ain't bragging.

In Missouri, where I come from, we don't talk about what we do - we just do it.

If we talk about it, it's seen as bragging.

The most difficult thing about being humble is not being able to brag about it.

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

Remember that people will brag about what they've achieved, but they don't brag about the price they paid to get it.

He toss my salad like his name Romaine

Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this;

for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.

I am not one to brag but to tell you the truth mang, I am funkier then a locker room after a hoop game.

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

The way you walk, that's me The way you talk, that's me The way you got your hair up, did you forget that's me? & the voice in the speaker right now, that's me, that's me & the voice in your ear, that's me

Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.

Last year I picked up the New York Times and there was a story about a kid from Dartmouth who was bragging that he never left his room, and made dates and ordered pizza with his computer. The piece de resistance of this story was that he had two roommates, and he was proud of the fact that he only talked to them by computer.

I don't waste time putting money down, I just go straight to who got it and buy it in cash. Pussy so good that you gotta come see me on tour and you gotta fly in first class.

When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive.

When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself.

There is no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.

Extracurricular Parallel to none I am perpendicular

Frankly, our ancestors don't seem much to brag about.

I mean, look at the state they left us in, with the wars, the broken planet. Clearly, they didn't care about what would happen to the people who came after them.

You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without advertising.

Shout out to all my niggas livin tax free. Nowadays it's six figures when they tax me.

Materialistic I'm narcissistic My shoe game is mean It's so sadistic

Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it.

We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel

Beauty is nature's brag, and must be shown in courts, at feasts, and high solemnities, where most may wonder at the workmanship.

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails.

Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.