Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
— Queen Victoria
Tremendous Brewing Beer quotations
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew.
I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer;
kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology.
And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
Beer does not make itself properly by itself.
It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards.
Strong beer is the milk of the old.
I think this would be a good time for a beer.
About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our polls are to be trusted, nearly 230 million Americans believe that a book showing neither unity of style nor internal consistency was authored by an omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent deity.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
They didn't trademark everything back then.
Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.