I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. — Samuel L. Jackson
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me. — Jayson Williams
Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. — Brendan Behan
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. — Frank Zappa
Beer, It's the best damn drink in the world.
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer. — Jill Goodacre
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.' — Justine Bateman
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. — James Hetfield
Beer Quotes
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. — Dean Martin
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. — William Blake
I'll drink responsibly when there's a beer called "Responsibly"
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic. — John Daly
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised. — Gil Scott-Heron
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. — Socrates
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Wilhelm II
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Kaiser Wilhelm
Drinking Beer Quotes
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. — George Carlin
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war. — Frederick the Great
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. — Henny Youngman
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. — Clementine Paddleford
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes. — Nicholas Culpeper
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. — Sophocles
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials. — Gordon Willis
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. — Winston Churchill
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. — Sherwood Boehlert
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' — Dave Barry
Great Beer Quotes
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. — W. C. Fields
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door. — Gregory Corso
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. — Joe Theismann
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. — Hugh Hood
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. — Heraclitus
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Matt Groening
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. — Oscar Wilde
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal. — Brigit of Kildare
Brew Quotes
There is always something moving, brewing. There are ambitious people everywhere. Wicked people. The only thing to do is to deal with them with courage and decision. One must beware of uncertainty, weakness or conflicting emotions - they lead to defeat — Haile Selassie
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! — Danny Kaye
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. — W. C. Fields
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther
If you have one teapot And can brew your tea in it That will do quite well. How much does he lack himself Who must have a lot of things? — Sen no Rikyu
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch
True in the game, as long as blood is blue in my veins
I pour my Heineken brew to my deceased crew on memory lane — Sayings
Poetry operates by hints and dark suggestions. It is full of secrets and hidden formulae, like a witch's brew. — Anthony Hecht
Bring me a wheel of oaken wood A rein of polished leather A Heavy Horse and a tumbling sky Brewing heavy weather. — Ian Anderson
More Brewing Beer Quotes
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Wilhelm II
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. — W. C. Fields
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. — W. C. Fields
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king. — William Shakespeare
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself. — Fritz Maytag
How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it. — Edward Abbey
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Matt Groening
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today. — Edgar Allan Poe
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same. — Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. — Sophocles
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment — Benjamin Rush
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. — Frederick the Great
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther
I think this would be a good time for a beer. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our polls are to be trusted, nearly 230 million Americans believe that a book showing neither unity of style nor internal consistency was authored by an omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent deity. — Sam Harris
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W. C. Fields
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. — Benjamin Franklin
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. — Winston Churchill
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking. — Benjamin Franklin
Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. — Charlie Papazian
A little bit of beer is divine medicine. — Paracelsus
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety. — William Shakespeare
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime. — Michael Jackson
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway
Let no man thirst for good beer. — Samuel Adams
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. — W. C. Fields
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac
Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale. — William Shakespeare
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others. — A. A. Milne
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer. — M. F. K. Fisher
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer. — Dave Barry
We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer. — Jimmy Buffett
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. — Dave Barry
The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale. — A. E. Housman
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