Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
— Martin Luther
Revealing Great Beer quotations
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
Payday came and with it beer
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings.
I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Homer no function beer well without.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards.
Strong beer is the milk of the old.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with.
It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
The first few glasses of beer were a revelation;
they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries. I remember thinking to myself, If I could have two pints of beer every afternoon, life would be a great happiness.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine.
Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.