Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!— Martin Luther
Revealing Great Beer quotations
Silence is a source of great strength.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
Failure is a great teacher, and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
Payday came and with it beer
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings.
I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Homer no function beer well without.
To a great mind, nothing is little.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Average people have great ideas. Legends have great execution.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards.
Strong beer is the milk of the old.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with.
It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Acknowledge all of your small victories. They will eventually add up to something great.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
The first few glasses of beer were a revelation;
they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries. I remember thinking to myself, If I could have two pints of beer every afternoon, life would be a great happiness.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine.
Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.