76 Bumper Sticker Quotes To Inspire You

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The Most Famous Bumper Sticker Quotes (Best in 2024)

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Remove those 'I want you to like me' stickers from your forehead and, instead, place them where they truly will do the most good -on your mirror! — Susan Jeffers

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. — Billy Connolly

Nobody's ever asked me to pay for a meal before I've eaten it, I've never been pulled over just because I was driving the wrong kind of car in the wrong kind of area at the wrong time of night. — Wentworth Miller

I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign. — Bill Engvall

First of all I thought it was ugly, I thought it was ridiculous that undercover police guys would drive a striped tomato and I've never been a big champion of Ford. — Paul Michael Glaser

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' — Tommy Cooper

I didn't come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. I'm proud of that. — Kid Rock

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it. — Richard Hammond

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. — Dudley Moore

Short Bumper Sticker Quotes

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  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
  • Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. — J. Paul Getty
  • I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. — Ron White
  • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. — Steven Wright
  • I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White
  • There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot. — George Carlin
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. — Ambrose Bierce
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. — Mark Twain
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice? — Steven Wright

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Bumper sticker quote by Albert Einstein

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein

Bumper sticker quote by Gerard Way

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way

Good Bumper Sticker Quotes

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps — Steven Wright

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy — Fran Lebowitz

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. — Samuel Johnson

Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not. It would be a good slogan for the religious Right. — Simon Blackburn

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

Ben Franklin Quotes

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Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money. — Earl Warren

Ben Franklin and Samuel Johnson, he credits their wisdom for his success. "They were both utterly brilliant men. And powerful communicators. Both have helped me all the way through life. Their lessons are easy to assimilate." — Charlie Munger

When you write biographies, whether it's about Ben Franklin or Einstein, you discover something amazing: They are human. — Walter Isaacson

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that. — Rachel Caine

I suggest...that you develop early in life the habit of retiring and arising early. You remember the advice of Ben Franklin: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. — Sayings

This is what historians usually do, quibble about cause and effect when the point is, there are times when the world is in flux and the right voice in the right place can move the world. Thomas Paine and Ben Franklin, for instance. Bismark. Lenin. — Orson Scott Card

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More Bumper Sticker Quotes

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I like things pretty reduced. I don't understand how people live with so much stuff around them, because you can't focus on it, and after a while it ends up becoming absorbed. It's not as if anything's really being appreciated. To me all that stuff is some desperate message to everyone about who you are, like bumper stickers. — Rick Owens

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." — George Carlin

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world. — John Oliver

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker. — Hal Sparks

Aging is for people who don't know any better. — Tony Horton

He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry the Cable Guy

I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'. Without play the child that still lives in all of us will always be incomplete. And not only physically, but creatively, intellectually, and spiritually as well. — George A. Sheehan

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley. — Kim Kardashian

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!. — Jimmy Fallon

I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The sooner we agree that we're just other versions of each other - we human beings - the sooner we will find some sense of world peace. — Norman Lear

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there. — Adam Young

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. — Unknown Author

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. — Jill Shalvis

Life sucks, and then you die. — Stephenie Meyer

I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. — Steven Wright

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.' — Demetri Martin

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die. — Ted Dekker

There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker soon leads to wild talk of shooting dealers and making urine tests a condition for employment -- anywhere. — Barbara Ehrenreich

I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks the determination with which you believe it. Because contrary to the wisdom of the bumper sticker, it is not enough these days to simply question authority—you've got to speak with it too. — Taylor Mali

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. — David Cross

There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out. — Laurence Tribe

People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case. — Ken Salazar

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. — Steven Wright

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching. — Patrick Carman

Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human experiences,” I (a) think it’s true and (b) want to ram the car. — Anne Lamott

We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is something you deeply felt. You didn't have to wear it on your lapel or show it in your window or on a bumper sticker. That kind of patriotism does not appeal to me at all. — Sam Shepard

How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to interruptions from people I dislike, how I deal with normal people in their normal confusion on a normal day may be a better indication of my reverence for life than the antiabortion sticker on the bumper of my car. — Brennan Manning

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