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I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery. — Redman
Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like. — Jamie Oliver
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein
The beet is the most intense of vegetables — Tom Robbins
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. — Jasper Fforde
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. — Mark Twain
Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time. — Janet Street-Porter
Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. — Samuel Johnson
Almond milk + cinnamon crunch = major key to success. — DJ Khaled
I love kale. I bake it. I sauté it. I juice it. I massage it. I want other people to join the cult-of- kale. — Misha Collins
When you eat, it’s vegetable, when you are sick, it’s medicine. — Vietnamese Proverbs
Cinnamon is a super-food that lowers cholesterol and is anti-cancerous. — Hannah Bronfman
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. — Enrico Caruso
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple. — Moe Howard
Short Celery Quotes
I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery. — Aldous Huxley
The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. — Ariana Grande
The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. — George Bernard Shaw
Celery, raw,
Develops the jaw — Ogden Nash
Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses. — Carol Alt
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard
I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.' — Meghan Trainor
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. — Richelle Mead
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land. — Frances Mayes
My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. — Aisha Tyler
The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn't waste time thinking too much about the celery. She got the best celery she could and then she dealt with it. — Mario Batali
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. — Mike Myers
Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium. — William Alcott
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. — Dave Barry
Because I’ve got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding," “Why are they all high-calorie foods? — Richelle Mead
He nodded nervously. ‘He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.’ I stared at him. ‘You’re scared of bunnies?’ ‘Blah-hah-hah! They’re big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenceless satyrs. — Rick Riordan
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen. — Mitch Hedberg
I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack. — Summer Sanders
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health and their ability to learn because of better school nutrition. — Jared Polis
The near end of the street was rather dark and had mostly vegetable shops. Abundance of vegetables - piles of white and green fennel, like celery, and great sheaves of young, purplish, sea-dust-coloured artichokes . . . long strings of dried figs, mountains of big oranges, scarlet large peppers, a large slice of pumpkin, a great mass of colours and vegetable freshness. . . . — D. H. Lawrence
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its own point of view? It's using up air; it's using up energy. It's really not doing anything except being ornamental. And yet here's this whole vegetable world, cactus plants, trees, roses, tulips, and edible vegetables, like cabbages, celery, lettuce - they're all doing this dance. — Alan Watts
Was the Buffalo chicken wing invented
when Teressa Bellissimo thought of splitting it in half and deep frying it and serving it with celery and blue-cheese dressing? Was it invented when John Young started using mambo sauce
and thought of elevating wings into a specialty? — Calvin Trillin
Sydney: "You can be Jet if you want, but we are not posing as a couple again" Adrian: "Are you sure? Because I've got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding." Sydney: "Why are they all high-calorie foods? And bread pudding isn't really that romantic." Adrian: "Do you want me to call you celery stick instead? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings." - The Indigo Spell — Richelle Mead
"Anybody have money?" Frank checked his pockets. "Three denarii from Camp Jupiter. Five dollars Canadian." Hedge patted his gym shorts and pulled out what he found. "Three quarters, two dimes, a rubber band and - score! A piece of celery." He started munching on the celery, eyeing the change and the rubber band like they might be next. — Rick Riordan
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