100 Chew Quotes

Following is our list of chew quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about chew tobacco.

Famous Chew Quotes

When eating chew well, think before speaking. — Vietnamese Proverbs

Chewing, one eats. Reflecting, one speaks. — Vietnamese Proverbs

It ain't what you eat, but the way how you chew it. — Delbert Mcclinton

Bite off more than you can chew, then keep chewing. — Joe De Sena

Hold on with a bulldog grip, and chew and choke as much as possible. — Abraham Lincoln

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. — Lee Kuan Yew

So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon! — Robert Browning

Swallow my words. Taste my thoughts. And if it's too nasty, spit it back at me!. — Lil Wayne

When I have dinner, I get off my phone, smell my food, and chew it well. — Hannah Bronfman

I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that. — Kendall Jenner

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. — Mark Burnett

Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours. — Swedish Proverbs

He who eats alone chokes alone. — Arabic Proverbs

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more. — Abigail Van Buren

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. — Mitch Hedberg

Short Chew Quotes

• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper
• Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. — Hank Ketcham
• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
• Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing. — Thomas Hobbes
• Don’t bite off more than you can chew. — English Proverbs
• America is an adorable woman chewing tobacco. — Frederic Auguste Bartholdi
• The hand works, the mouth chews. — Vietnamese Proverbs
• Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. — Mark Twain
• The rule of thumb is, if you feel chest pains, chew on an aspirin to thin the blood rapidly. — Steven Gundry
• A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. — Herb Caen

Chew Image Quotes

Bite Chew Quotes

An entrepreneur tends to bite off a little more than he can chew hoping he'll quickly learn how to chew it. — Roy Ash

I can fathom anything, man. I love biting off more than I can chew and figuring it out. — Jordan Peele

I don't believe that we are what we do although many thinkers argue otherwise. I believe that what we do is, very often, a poor approximation of what we are -- an imperfect manifestation of a much better totality. Even the best of us sometimes bite off, as it were, less than we can chew. — Donald Barthelme

Plan more than you can do, then do it. Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Hitch your wagon to a star, keep your seat, and there you are — Unknown

Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell. — Peter Brock

The only lesson I really learned from [Gigi Does It] was that I shouldn't bite off more than I could chew. I've written a bunch of scripts and stuff - every actor has - and that was the first thing that got made. — David Krumholtz

Every now and then, bite off more than you can chew. — Kobi Yamada

I am the King of biting off more than I can chew. — The Rocket Summer

Henry James chews more than he bites off. — Henry Adams

In many places around the world, all over the U.S. and Europe there are active nuclear power plants. And for many years during the Cold War the threat of nuclear war was a permanent fear. There's always the concern that human kind is biting off more than they can chew in harnessing nuclear power. — Oren Peli

Chew Tobacco Quotes

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum — John Candy

Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit. — Thomas Jordan Jarvis

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. — Hank Sauer

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up. — Will Rogers

The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me. — Huey Long

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. — General Robert E. Lee

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. — Will Rogers

I never miss a good chance to shut up — James Patterson

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. — Babe Ruth

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. — Will Rogers

Chewing Gum Quotes

Marketing is fundamental to what makes us human. Marketing is not solely about selling chewing gum, cars, cellphones, and tourist packages. Everything in life involves the process of marketing something to someone. — Gad Saad

I can remember playing under the big wooden desk in his office. My mother didn't like us to chew gum, so we'd go into his office, and he'd feed us gum under the desk. — John F. Kennedy Jr.

Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change. With Wrigley chewing gum, it's the lack of change that appeals to me. I don't think it is going to be hurt by the Internet. That's the kind of business I like. — Warren Buffett

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser. — Cecil Beaton

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. — Jerry Springer

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. — Mary Schmich

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book. — Liam Gallagher

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday. — Mary Schmich

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'. — Kathy Lette

People Writing About Chew

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Vietnamese Proverbs quotes on life, friendship and love	114	1
Abraham Lincoln quotes on leadership, success and education	1225	20600
Lee Kuan Yew quotes on discipline, democracy and education	101	1115
Robert Browning quotes on love, death	337	1985
Lil Wayne quotes on love, hustle and money	251	11052
Kendall Jenner quotes on fashion	46	768

More Chew Quotes

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. — The Undertaker

This is what I learned at the end of this long and very strange trip through the causes and cures of airway obstruction. That our noses and mouths are not predetermined at birth, childhood, or even in adulthood. We can reverse the clock on much of the damage that’s been done in the past few hundred years by force of will, with nothing more than proper posture, hard chewing, and perhaps some mewing. And with the obstruction out of the way, we can finally get back to breathing. — James Nestor

The charm, one might say the genius, of memory is that it is choosy, chancy and temperamental; it rejects the edifying cathedral and indelibly photographs the small boy outside, chewing a hunk of melon in the dust. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It reminded me of a meat grinder. From when I was a kid. Going to school it felt like you were in a meat grinder. It chews you up and pours out this mess that can't function — Gerard Way

Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset. — Rick Riordan

Many of the Huichols and North American peyotists claim that when one eats peyote, one is "tasting oneself: if the user is pure, this cactus is "sweet." Barbara Myerhoff, accompanying the Huichols during their 1965 and 1966 hunts, recorded that they urge new participants to "Chew it well. It is sweet, like tortillas. — Peter Stafford

Marriage is not a joke. It is not like food that you can spit out when it is too hot to chew. —

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. — Emo Philips

Find the grain of truth in criticism-chew it and swallow it. — Don Sutton

Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. — Francis Bacon

Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. — Cornelia Funke

You've got to eat while you dream. You've got to deliver on short-range commitments, while you develop a long-range strategy and vision and implement it. The success of doing both. Walking and chewing gum if you will. Getting it done in the short-range, and delivering a long-range plan, and executing on that. — Jack Welch

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler

If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy. — Thich Nhat Hanh

At this writing I can't even shut my lower jaw because of inadequate health care. I can't chew my food, I have trouble walking...the list goes on. But more than anything I want to go home. If you follow the laws at the time of my conviction I should have been released already. — Leonard Peltier

When our new armies are ready it seems folly to send them to Flanders, where they will chew barbed wire, or be wasted in futile frontal attacks. — H. H. Asquith

Knowledge that is acquired is not like this. Those who have it worry if audiences like it or not. It's a bait for popularity. Disputational knowing wants customers. It has no soul... The only real customer is God. Chew quietly your sweet sugarcane God-Love, and stay playfully childish. — Rumi

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