quote by George Bernard Shaw

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

— George Bernard Shaw

Astonishing Cigarette quotations

Cigarette quote Write even when the world is chaotic. You don't need a cigarette, silence, music

Write even when the world is chaotic. You don't need a cigarette, silence, music, a comfortable chair, or inner peace to write. You just need ten minutes and a writing implement.

A large percentage of those living in developed societies are told what brand of soda they should drink, what cigarettes they should smoke, what clothes and shoes they should wear, what they should eat and what brand of food they should buy. Their political ideas are supplied in the same way. Every year a trillion dollars is spent on advertising.

I wish I could show you what a small marihuana cigarette can do to one of our degenerate Spanish-speaking residents. That's why our problem is so great; the greatest percentage of our population is composed of Spanish-speaking persons, most of who are low mentally, because of social and racial conditions.

She was a sweet girl but not really pretty, a rough sketch of a woman with a little of everything in her, one of those silhouettes which artists draw in three strokes on the tablecloth in a café after dinner, between a glass of brandy and a cigarette. Nature sometimes turns out creatures like that.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion.

What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

Today I saw cancer, cigarettes, and shortness of breath.

This is why I walk to the ocean. Swim with sharks and jellyfish. I may never get this chance again. This is why if you want to kiss, you should kiss. If you want to cry, you should cry. And if you want to live, you should live. You don't have to love me. You already did.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the archangel comes, they throw the cigarettes away: that’s when you get shooting stars.

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition.

Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in there with a cigarette or something.

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there.

There is no fountain of youth, What you put into your body is what you get out of it. You would not feed your dog a coffee and doughnut for breakfast followed by a cigarette. You will kill the damn dog.

I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine. But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean?

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke.

If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.

Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex.

Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.

For me an object is something living.

This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life much more intense than that of certain human beings.

I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business.

It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty.

In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell for all eternity... it didn’t take long for me to start thinking that sounded all wrong... I didn’t cotton to the idea that your religion should be flaunted to other people. Your religion is for you, and is best kept close to your heart.

I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes.

Where would you like to go, what would you really like to do with your life? See Istanbul, Port Said, Nairobi, Budapest. Write a book. Smoke too many cigarettes. Fall off a cliff but get caught in a tree halfway down. Get shot at a few times in a dark alley on a Morrocan midnight. Love a beautiful woman.

At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.

In fact, I got married once on account of that.

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

Oh I believe in loving cats and dogs and children and parents – sometimes – but I don’t believe in romantic love. Of course, there’s the momentary rush of hormones and chemicals that encourages us to mate, but it’s biology – it’s no more inherently mystical than the nicotine in that cigarette you’re smoking

Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

They represent tomorrow's cigarette business.

. . As this 14-24 age group matures, they will account for a key share of the total cigarette volume -- for at least the next 25 years.

She had the kind of looks that had probably been quite pretty in high school, but were now worn down by years of smoking cigarettes, raising children, and the disappointment of being married to an asshole.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.

Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much

famous quotes