153 Indigestion Quotes

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Famous Indigestion Quotes

Stress can send your digestive system into overdrive. — Gary Brecka

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion. — Ninon De L'Enclos

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. — Ogden Nash

A gross belly does not produce a refined mind. — Danish Proverbs

Something that i’m really proud of myself for is my ability to be able to digest food. — Jake Paul

I'm too full to swallow my pride - The Weeknd

I'm too full to swallow my pride — The Weeknd

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. — St. Jerome

Why should I refuse a good dinner simply because I don't understand the digestive processes involved? — Oliver Heaviside

Digestion starts in the mouth. — Mark Burhenne

Shall I refuse my dinner because I do not fully understand the process of digestion? — Oliver Heaviside

What is sweet in the mouth is not always good in the stomach. — Danish Proverbs

People with irritable bowel disease — Mark Burhenne

Food makes my mind sluggish. — Miles Davis

I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion- keep you from eating, which I liked to do. — Septima Poinsette Clark

By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach. — Winston Churchill

Short Indigestion Quotes

  • Homeopathy offers a safe, natural alternative that causes no side effects or drug interactions. — Cindy Crawford
  • CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible. — Ambrose Bierce
  • Pain can only feed on pain. Pain cannot feed on joy. It finds it quite indigestible. — Eckhart Tolle
  • I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. — Winston Churchill
  • Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. — Victor Hugo
  • Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion — Unknown
  • Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question. — Arthur Guiterman
  • Philosophy began when man ate the produce of the earth and suffered indigestion. — Kahlil Gibran
  • Eating words has never given me indigestion. — Winston Churchill
  • I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. — Benjamin Disraeli

Love Indigestion Quotes

How many wars have been caused by fits of indigestion, and how many more dynasties have been upset by the love of woman than by the hate of man? — Charles Dudley Warner

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion — Janet Evanovich

Don't beat yourself up," said Charlotte. "True love can be so easily mistaken for other things-friendship, humane concern, indigestion. — Shannon Hale

What seems to be love beyond any question is usually a simple case of indigestion. — Lloyd Alexander

Acidity Quotes

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. — Mark Twain

Acid is not for every brain .... Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain. — Timothy Leary

We wish to discuss a structure for the salt of deoxyribose nucleic acid. D.N.A. This structure has novel features which are of considerable biologic interest. — Rosalind Franklin

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer. — Andrew L. Lewis, Jr.

When you exercise, you produce endocannabinoids that shift your microbiome to produce more short-chain fatty acids like butyrate that reduce inflammation. — Will Bulsiewicz

When there is no oxygen the muscles become acidic and we can't perform any more. — Wim Hof

The assumption that what currently exists must necessarily exist is the acid that corrodes all visionary thinking. — Murray Bookchin

When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses. — Dennis Weaver

In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. — Damon Albarn

Atom bombs, something's wrong. D.E.A sent to Guam. Acid Trips, big fat chics. Purple Finstone Vitamins.All the needy rich are greedy. I find out you don't need me. Berlin wall starts to fall. I trip out to the wall. Hooray Horrah — Chester Bennington

Digestion Quotes

Hate and fear breed a poison in the blood, which if continued, affects eyes, ears, nose and the organs of digestion. Therefore, it is not wise to hear and remember the unkind things others might say about you. — Pythagoras

The art of any propagandist and agitator consists in his ability to find the best means of influencing any given audience, by presenting a definite truth, in such a way as to make it most convincing, most easy to digest, most graphic, and most strongly impressive. — Vladimir Lenin

Knowledge that is not put into practice is like food that is not digested. - Sathya Sai Baba

Knowledge that is not put into practice is like food that is not digested. — Sathya Sai Baba

TRUE WEALTH - Worriless sleeping, Clear conscience, Reciprocal gratitude, Absence of envy, Muscle strength, Frequent laughs, No meals alone, No gym classes, Good digestive functions, No meeting rooms, Periodic surprises, Foamy coffee, Crusty bread, Ability to nap, Access to a hammock — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. — George Bernard Shaw

If fructose sounds dangerous, it can be, but only in fast and large doses. For most of human evolution the only big, rapidly digestible source of fructose that our ancestors could acquire was honey. — Daniel Lieberman

When we seed millions of acres of land with these plants, what happens to foraging birds, to insects, to microbes, to the other animals, when they come in contact and digest plants that are producing materials ranging from plastics to vaccines to pharmaceutical products? — Jeremy Rifkin

Your gut is not just a digestive organ, it's an information superhighway that connects your brain and your body. — Steven Gundry

Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up. — Morgan Freeman

It is well known among physicians that the best of the nourishing foods is the one that the Moslem religion forbids, i.e., Wine. It contains much good and light nourishment. It is rapidly digested and helps to digest other foods. — Maimonides

Digestive System Quotes

Finally, as the digestive canal is a complex system, a series of separate chemical laboratories, I cut the connections between them in order to investigate the course of phenomena in each particular laboratory; thus I resolved the digestive canal into several separate parts. — Ivan Pavlov

I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that's very simple on the digestive system - I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too - sushi, sashimi and miso soup. — Shilpa Shetty

Fasting gives your body time to heal itself. It relieves nervousness and tension and gives your digestive system a rest. — Jentezen Franklin

Ever since then, all descendant vertebrates have had the forward end of the digestive system and the forward end of the respiratory system very much involved with each other. This manifests itself in the human body with a crossing of the two systems in the throat. — George C. Williams

Stress is a form of suffering. Look at your body and see what stress does to the body and its functions - what it does to the heart, the circulation, the immune system, the digestive function, the liver. — Eckhart Tolle

As her analyst had told her: the deeper buried the distress, the further into the body it went. The digestive system was about as far as it could go to hide. — Richard Matheson

Digestion is quickly shut down during stress…The parasympathetic nervous system, perfect for all that calm, vegetative physiology, normally mediates the actions of digestion. Along comes stress: turn off parasympathetic, turn on the sympathetic, and forget about digestion. — Robert M. Sapolsky

Imbibe three or four times as much water as you think you need and skip at least one, if not two meals, when you are travelling. You should arrive at your destination feeling slightly hungry and your digestive system reset. — Chris Hadfield

In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life. — Lynda Barry

I've always thought of the project as a sort of sexually driven digestive system, that it was a consumer and a producer of matter. And it is desire driven, rather than driven by hunger or anything like that. — Matthew Barney

Good Digestion Quotes

This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit, Which gives men stomach to digest his words With better appetite. — William Shakespeare

I don't know a better preparation for life than a love of poetry and a good digestion. — Zona Gale

Every one should be his own physician. We ought to assist, and not to force nature. Eat with moderation...Nothing is good for the body but what we can digest. What medicine can procure digestion? Exercise. What will recruit strength? Sleep. — Voltaire

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I'd rather sing one wild song and burst my heart with it, than live a thousand years watching my digestion and being afraid of the wet. — Jack London

A good digestion turneth all to health. — George Herbert

Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour. — William Shakespeare

I have resolved that from this day on, I will do all the business I can honestly, have all the fun I can reasonably, do all the good I can willingly, and save my digestion by thinking pleasantly. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Take all that is given whether wealth, love or language, nothing comes by mistake and with good digestion all can be turned to health. — George Herbert

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion. — Abraham Lincoln

Upset Stomach Quotes

You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me! — Carrie Fisher

I love Thieves, it is therapeutic, if you're not feeling well. It has a very strong scent but is quite wonderful. I also use lavender. Peppermint, when my stomach is upset. — Donna Karan

Oh, there you are, Albus,' he said. 'You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?' 'No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,' said Dumbledore. 'I do love knitting patterns. — J. K. Rowling

Einstein, my upset stomach hates your theory [of General Relativity]—it almost hates you yourself! How am I to' provide for my students? What am I to answer to the philosophers?!! — Paul Ehrenfest

You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea. — Kim Su-mi

I have to be careful what I eat before going onstage, to avoid an upset stomach. — Samantha Bond

Swallowing your pride isn't lethal. It might upset your stomach for a few minutes, but the ultimate result may be the life of your dreams. And that's a result that's worth every rejection you encounter. — Georgette Mosbacher

Life is a well of joy; but for those out of whom an upset stomach speaks, which is the father of melancholy, all wells are poisoned. — Friedrich Nietzsche

What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over — Jerome K. Jerome

Stomach Quotes

You cannot warm the hearts of people with God's love if they have an empty stomach and cold feet. — William Booth

Faith is one foot on the ground, one foot in the air, and a queasy feeling in the stomach. — Mother Angelica

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. — Socrates

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. — Flannery O'Connor

You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you. — Frederick Buechner

Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn’t give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I’m talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs — George Watsky

A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be. - Chinua Achebe

A goat does not eat into a hen's stomach no matter how friendly the two may be. — Chinua Achebe

If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet. — Allison Janney

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. — Eric Carle

You can't build a peaceful world on empty stomachs and human misery. — Norman Borlaug

Intestinal Quotes

Patience and fortitude conquer all things. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is the new probiotic. Aerobic exercise may be one of the most effective ways to promote gut health and help heal intestinal issues. Aerobic exercise increases butyrate-producing gut bacteria independent of diet. This reduces inflammation — Rhonda Patrick

Lectins bind to receptors on the surface of each cell lining the gut, breaking down the tight junctions that normally make an impenetrable barrier between the intestinal contents including bacteria and ourselves. — Steven Gundry

Our bodies can’t deal with a large dumping of a chemical supplement in our intestines in the way that they can process and absorb them from natural food sources. — Tim Spector

Literally right this second, there are over five hundred million nerves in your intestines sending feedback to your brain through the vagus nerve. That’s five times more nerves than you’ll find in your spinal cord. That is a lot of information! — Will Bulsiewicz

Pull the intestine out for the crow to eat. — Thai Proverbs

Don’t pull out your intestines to feed the crow. — Thai Proverbs

A man's word and his intestinal fortitude are two of the most honorable virtues known to mankind. — Jim Nantz

Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart. — Ernest K. Gann

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is. — Kirstie Alley

Gut Health Quotes

All diseases begin in the gut. — Hippocrates

Bacterial diversity is a marker of gut health. Herbivores have more of it than carnivores. — Will Bulsiewicz

Leaky gut syndrome can wreak havoc on our health. — Steven Gundry

We have got to STOP using bandaid solutions for oral health symptoms--especially since oral health affects EVERYTHING from Alzheimer's risk to heart health to gut health! —

Gut health is directly linked to brain health. — Steven Gundry

Anxiety, depression, and all issues you aren't able to figure out might be linked to your gut health. — Gary Brecka

People will go to great lengths to fix their gut health, but often overlook the detrimental impact of their daily mouthwash habit. — Mark Burhenne

We'll give you the tools and information you need to hack your vitality, avoid dangerous health foods, and balance your all-important gut. — Steven Gundry

Healthy gut bacteria create a craving for healthy foods, while pathogenic bacteria create a craving for unhealthy foods. Change your microbes and you change your cravings. Change your cravings and you change your life. — Rich Roll

The gut-brain axis is a fascinating area of research with huge implications for health and disease. — Rhonda Patrick

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More Indigestion Quotes

It was a bad idea, because I think that any government reorganization has to come in relatively small bites, or else you get indigestion. — Warren Rudman

Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters. — M. F. K. Fisher

I also turn to homeopathic remedies for the treatment of indigestion, travel sickness, insomnia and hay fever just to name a few. Homeopathy offers a safe, natural alternative that causes no side effects or drug interactions. — Cindy Crawford

Write to amuse? What an appalling suggestion! I write to make people anxious and miserable and to worsen their indigestion. — Wendy Cope

Why should we feel sad when the Hindu brothers choose to leave our country? Do we mourn when we have indigestion and materials leave our bodies? — Delwar Hossain Sayeedi

The Museum is not meant either for the wanderer to see by accident or for the pilgrim to see with awe. It is meant for the mere slave of a routine of self- education to stuff himself with every sort of incongruous intellectual food in one indigestible meal. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

The Museum is not meant either for the wanderer to see by accident or for the pilgrim to see with awe. It is meant for the mere slave of a routine of self-education to stuff himself with every sort of incongruous intellectual food in one indigestible meal. — G. K. Chesterton

Eating highly seasoned food is unhealthful, because it stimulates too much, provokes the appetite too much, and often is indigestible. — Catharine Beecher

I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie. — Edgar Guest

The mediocrity principle simply states that you aren't special. The universe does not revolve around you; this planet isn't privileged in any unique way; your country is not the perfect product of directed, intentional fate; and that tuna sandwich you had for lunch was not plotting to give you indigestion. — PZ Myers

Formulae are the anaesthetics of thought, not its stimulants and to make any one think is far better worth while than cramming him with ill-considered, and therefore indigestible, learning. — Percival Lowell

There's something tragic in the fate of almost every person--it's just that the tragic is often concealed from a person by the banal surface of life.... A woman will complain of indigestion and not even know that what she means is that her whole life has been shattered. — Ivan Turgenev

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer... The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer. — Henry Miller

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden, you pull your eyes down and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in - then you know something's wrong. — Patrick Swayze

Better a dish of illusion and a hearty appetite for life, than a feast of reality and indigestion therewith. — Harry A. Overstreet

Great entrepreneurs focus intensely on an opportunity where others see nothing. This focus and intensity helps to eliminate wasted effort and distractions. Most companies die from indigestion rather than starvation, i.e., companies suffer from doing too many things at the same time rather than doing too few things very well. — Naveen Jain

Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium. — William Alcott

Better a dish of illusion and a hearty appetite for life than a feast of reality and indigestion therewith. — Harry Allen Overstreet

Greed probably figures in my intellectual life as well, as I attempt to absorb a massive amount of information with consequent mental indigestion. — Etty Hillesum

If more persons would get so enthused over their day's work that some one would have to remind them to go out to lunch there would be more happiness in the world and less indigestion. — Charles M. Schwab

I am convinced that a light supper, a good night's sleep, and a fine morning, have sometimes made a hero of the same man, who, by an indigestion, a restless night, and rainy morning, would have proved a coward. — Lord Chesterfield

The hypochondriac disease consists in indigestion and consequent flatulency, with anxiety or want of pleasurable sensation. — Erasmus Darwin

He who sows hurry reaps indigestion. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more dangerous than the excess in too much; the last may cause indigestion, but the first causes death. — Giacomo Casanova

We must pay close attention to the signals our body sends - the aches and pains, digestions and indigestions, increased energies and exhaustions. Our body sends us signals about the correct 'spelling' of our lives. These sensations are the sum of complex inner computations that we must learn to interpret. — Susan Collins

I go for a walk in the forest of Fontainebleau. I get 'green' indigestion. I must get rid of this sensation into a picture. Green rules it. A painter paints to unload himself of feelings and visions. — Pablo Picasso

I hope this means you'll quit asking me to kill you. It gives me indigestion. — Patricia Briggs

A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion. — Minna Antrim

The capitalist system of coordination by trade seems to be largely populated by indigestible lumps of socialism called corporations — Kevin Carson

Worry is just about the worst form of mental activity there is-next to hate, which is deeply self destructive. Worry is pointless. It is wasted mental energy. It also creates bio-chemical reactions which harm the body, producing everything from indigestion to coronary arrest, and a multitude of things in between. — Neale Donald Walsch

Those who see and observe kings, heroes, and statesmen, discover that they have headaches, indigestion, humors and passions, just like other people; every one of which in their turns determine their wills in defiance of their reason. — Lord Chesterfield

Since the war nothing is so really frightening not the dark not alone in a room or anything on a road or a dog or a moon but two things, yes, indigestion and high places they are frightening. — Gertrude Stein

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