Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.'— Al Capone
Authentic Kitten quotations
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
What greater gift than the love of a cat.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
Quite Franc-ly, I think I am an asset to this world we live in.
I know that if I didn’t exist, there would be some truly upset people just waiting for me. A life without Franco is like a kitten without fur. That’s what my reflection told me.
Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion.
But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.
I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet, people only look at pictures of kittens.
No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.
There can be no appeasement with ruthlessness. There can be no reasoning with an incendiary bomb.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value.
Kittens can happen to anyone.
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable like a wornout coat or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another.
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name.
I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.
Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand.
It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.
One immense old lady has a family of lively young crocodiles running over her, evidently playing like a lot of kittens. The heavy musky smell they give off is most repulsive, but we do not rise up and make a row about this, because we feel hopelessly in the wrong in intruding into these family scenes uninvited.
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion.
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
I am not a sexy woman, I'm not beautiful, I'm not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious.
You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.
Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger;
the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.
People attain worth and dignity by the multitude of decisions they make from day to day.
One cat just leads to another.
It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money.
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten.
.. and his opinion is that I have been given to him.