The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.— Konrad Lorenz
Staggering Puppy quotations
A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead.
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well.
'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.
Sometimes you’re just the sweetest thing.
Like Christmas, summer vacation, and a brand-new puppy rolled into one.
The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.
When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'
If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of the full bred puppies. And then I'd put a bandage on its foot... I liked it when I did it, but now I'm sick of it.
Who doesn't like dolphins? They're like puppies.
Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world.
They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up.
I would rather be beaten and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. I have always supported measures and principles and not men. I have acted fearless[ly] and independent and I never will regret my course. I would rather be politically buried than to be hypocritically immortalized.
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
...he will be our friend for always and always and always.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.
I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life.
My time has always had a tendency to slip away from me and do as it pleases. My life follows it, like a puppy after an untrained bird dog. Come night, my life shows up, usually covered with mud and full of stickers, exhausted but grinning happily. My time never returns.
I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!